amusing animal anecdotes Minecraft Servers

amusing animal anecdotes Minecraft Servers

  • AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

    AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 971
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

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  • ClimateCrafters

    ClimateCrafters
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 9339
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, did u kno that 4 out of 5 peeps want more climate action? yasss, u herd it right! join our amazin minecraft server and help save da planet, one block at a time! we got 75,000 peeps already on board, so u know it’s legit. come build ur own eco-friendly world and show off ur green thumb skills. let’s make minecraft greener than a creeper’s butt! 🌿🌎💚 #savetheblocks #climateaction #minecraftforchange

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  • ParkourPirates

    ParkourPirates
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 6941
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 238 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Villages Defended: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u reading this. do u like minecraft? do u like having FUN? well come join our server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha-cha.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?

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  • PlasticCraft: BottledWaterBanter

    PlasticCraft: BottledWaterBanter
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 4727
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7198 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? come join our server where we mix sunlight and plastic to create the most epic bottled water you’ve ever tasted! our research found that all tested bottles emit a crazy mix of alkanes, alkenes, alcohols, aldehydes, and acids – talk about a party in a bottle! with wild variations in VOC composition and concentration, every sip is a surprise! join us for a truly risky and exhilarating minecraft experience like no other!

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  • RHC

    RHC
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 7434
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

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    RHC Minecraft ServerRHC is a Minecraft/Chat server dedicated to making Minecraft harder and funner.

    Join if you’d like a challenge! Otherwise, you can join here to chat!

    Features include a weight system, old-school hunger system, harder mobs, and a progressive health system. Mechanics are based off of older versions of Minecraft, the server is semi-anarchy, and is updated with new/modified survival features regularly.

    playrhc.ddns.net

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  • BestDayEver Minecraft Server

    BestDayEver Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 2980
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser-eyed llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long?

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant you unlimited mining powers. And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where you have to pass a lit TNT block to other players before it explodes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way!

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  • KingdomCraft Minecraft Server

    KingdomCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 2813
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8307
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Runes Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, bow down to the KING on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because our ruler is a literal Minecraft god who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and ride a pig into battle. Plus, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares challenge them. And did we mention that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of candy? So come join us and experience the sweetest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! All hail the KING!

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  • InLawzOutStayed

    InLawzOutStayed
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 5599
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Farms Harvested: 785 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Emeralds Found: 1556

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of family gatherings and sleep peacefully in your own virtual world! Join us and build your own condo with pull-out couches for up to 6 players – no in-laws allowed!

    Our server is the perfect place to set boundaries and kick out any unwanted guests after just 3 days. No more violating personal boundaries or uncomfy office couches for you – unless you want them in your virtual world, of course!

    Join now and let out all your frustrations in a family meeting with your in-laws – virtually, of course. Show them who’s boss and host all the gatherings at their own place in our Minecraft server. It’s the ultimate escape from real-life drama and a hilarious way to deal with family issues.

    So come on in and let the fun begin – because on our server, you’re in control of who stays and who goes. And remember, in Minecraft, you can always build a wall to keep out unwanted visitors!

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  • DiscomfortCraft Minecraft Server

    DiscomfortCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 7717
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our unique theme: discomfort food!

    Join our server and feast on a buffet of the most bizarre and unsettling foods Minecraft has to offer. From moldy bread to expired milk, we’ve got it all! But be careful, eating these foods may have some unexpected side effects…

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Discomfort Food Challenge, where players compete to see who can stomach the most revolting meal. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual toilet to… well, you can guess what for.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted and outrageous as your sense of humor, come join us and discover the world of discomfort food. Just make sure to bring a strong stomach and a sense of adventure!

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  • BroCraft: Chicks Be Like Whaaat?

    BroCraft: Chicks Be Like Whaaat?
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 367
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Ores Mined: 2339
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Votes: 7025
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Crops Grown: 6292 Demon Skulls Collected: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind like never before!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Watch as chickens breakdance and cows do the moonwalk. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal pet dragon after befriending the Diamond Chicken!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures in Minecraft history? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • QuranQuestMC

    QuranQuestMC
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 2902
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Potions Brewed: 54 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Ores Mined: 2424 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s so lit, u won’t even believe it! we got dragons flyin around, creepers dancin in the streets, and villagers sellin enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap!

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret quest where u gotta find the legendary golden potato of doom, rumored to grant u unlimited power and infinite diamonds! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie pigman to follow u around and protect u from any pesky skeletons tryna ruin ur day.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s so intense, u might even pee ur pants a little bit (but don’t worry, we won’t judge).

    so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant spider, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

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