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ScreamCraft FunLand

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

yOu know what else is a good thing? Joining our minecraft server, where screaming is ENCOURAGED! we have rollercoasters that go so fast you’ll puke diamonds, and a haunted house where the ghosts are actually players who forgot to log out. Plus, our staff are all trained clowns who will entertain you with juggling while you mine for diamonds. So come join us, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the laughter coming from our discord chat.

SaddestCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3784
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

If Disneyland is the “Happiest” place on Earth, then the saddest place on Earth must be Steve’s empty Minecraft server! But fear not, for this server is about to get a major upgrade in the happiness department. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding creepers (just kidding, we promise they won’t explode… too much).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the depths of a diamond mine. They bravely stepped through, only to find themselves in a magical world where pigs could fly and chickens could dance the cha-cha. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden somewhere in the vast expanse of our server is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of yourself out of cobblestone blocks?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing sadder than not joining is missing out on all the hilariously absurd adventures waiting for you. Who needs Disneyland when you have a Minecraft server that’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or at least make you laugh until you cry)?

Sanic Survival

1.8.9, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Falix, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, player-driven, Public, rules, Sandbox, Sanic Survival, Sanic9kvr, Server, Structures, Survival, Survival World

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

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Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Enchantments Applied:	66
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

adrenals, bio distribution, blocks, Blood-Brain Barrier, CDC, creeper, crime, disabled, Dr. Robert Chandler, explosions, Greatest, Holocaust, injection site, liver, lymphatic system, Minecraft, mRNA bioweapon, multi-organ system failure, Naomi, Naomi Wolf, ovaries, Pfizer, Rats, six shots, smp, spleen, sterilized, systemic damage, Wolf

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

advice, Airport, aita, cleaning, cold, cost, CraftyFriendz, driveway, Friend, Help, husband, Kid, Minecraft, Parking, Quote, refusing to pay, Repair, scratches, Server, Situation, Snow, travel, UNFAIR

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

4th, blended family, children’s behavior, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, family unity, Happiness, judgment, multiple marriages, NoShow, sibling relationships, sibling support, sisters, Support, Wedding, wedding attendance, wedding cake mishap, wedding photos, wedding redo

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	9376	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1225
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyKoreaWarriors

aggression, Alliance, confirmation, Conflict, CraftyKoreaWarriors, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, First step to World War, global politics, international relations, Military, mobilization, North Korea, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, threat, world affairs, Zelensky

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

Chatathon, collaboration, Competition, coordination, finish line, Horse, horse race, last moment, mingle, mingling, Race, strategy, synchronicity, Talking, teamwork, Timing, Unity, Visiting, wandering

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!