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  • Parkour Pranks Minecraft SMP

    Parkour Pranks Minecraft SMP

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    OMG, fellow block munchers! Are you tired of your mundane Minecraft life that looks like it was built by a toddler on a sugar rush? WELL, buckle up, because this is NOT your grandma’s Minecraft server! Forget the standard snooze-fests—you’re about to enter the wildest realm where you can be the literal amusement park worker of your MINE-dreams (pun totally intended).

    So, like, imagine you’re chilling in a place where guests ride roller coasters made from diamonds and also somtimes cooked chicken because this is a server that defies all logic! 🤯 Yes, I mean you’ll encounter people who think they can tame a creeper and ride it like a horse. TRUE STORY. Last week, I saw some guy put a saddle on a pig while trying to convince it to do a barrel roll. Long story short, it didn’t end well… for him.

    Wanna hear about the time someone tried to craft a cake out of obsidian and ended up with a black hole that sucked in the entire server? Whhhaaat?! Yeah, that happened!!! The poor mod just sat there like “Whaaaaat do?” while everything sucked into void—literally! It was like Thanos snapped but in block form! (no one really likes talking about that day bc it was tragic but also LOL).

    Oh, and don’t get me started on the epic game of hide and seek that accidentally turned into full-on PvP when someone mistook a cobblestone castle for hideout! I mean who needs swords when you have a suspiciously placed cake? People were smashing every slice just to find out where Gary was hiding! Gary, the best hider, who is now, like, living in the nether because the “mobsofSaddness” chased him down for being too good at hiding.

    And like, there are rumors that if you dig straight down at spawn, you might fall into an alternate dimension that’s FULL of llamas wearing tiny hats and they will enroll you in a secret llama fraternity where your only job is to craft the best puns. Who doesn’t want that kind of lifestyle? Llama jokes and free hats? Count me in! 🦙💖

    So, get off your lazy blocky butts and join this server NOW! Or else, you’ll be destined to play on servers with those boring peeps who think they’re “pro” because they can build a 5-star hotel but can’t even survive a mild zombie apocalypse. I mean, c’mon, how boring can you be? 😜

    In conclusion, if you want mad capers, zany adventures, and a very slim chance of being sucked into a black hole or interrogated by sentient llamas, this is the place for you! Join today, or forever be haunted by my righteous Minecraft ghost. BOO! 👻

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Tjm battles

    Tjm battles

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    TJM Battles is a fun minigame server where players are put on a randomized team and map to duel it out with another team, In this server you can choose between 3 different characters/classes with there own unique, special perks, the PvP in this minigame is easy to learn but hard to master with crossbows that can be loaded instantly and swords that are always kitted out with knockback, TJM has a variety of leaderboards in its lobby displaying everyone’s stats so if you are up to the challenge you can climb the ranks!

    TJM.mcnetwork.me

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  • Well, a very honorable server, we have charms and skills Minecraft server

    Well, a very honorable server, we have charms and skills Minecraft server

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    a nuclear winter server that has cold mechanics and eternal snow! there is a snow scooter buyer and much more

    dreamrls.gomc.fun

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Neko Kingdom

    Neko Kingdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Phoenix Craft is a cracked Minecraft Factions server With the best player experience, featuring:

    50+ custom enchants Daily rewards Balanced economy Community of gamers

    The best Serbian factions best serbian minecraft srever the best Serbian servers The best Balkan minecraft cracked server 1.16

    192.3.27.75:25818

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  • BlohshSMP

    BlohshSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Survival Server with lots of plugins and fun

    dont forget to vote 🙂 i hope you enjoy

    work in progress to make the server a lot better

    135.125.24.162:25580

    New Minecraft Server
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