amputee Minecraft Servers

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  • Amputee Adventures Crafting Cane

    Amputee Adventures Crafting Cane

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    Join Now: The Server That Defies Existence! Or Is It?

    Welcome, brave souls! Why waste your life on normality when you can dive into the spiral of insanity we call our Minecraft server? It’s proven! People have said joining could be the best or the worst decision of your life – but who even measures decisions when reality itself is an illusion?! Come witness the entropy unfold as you build a mansion from the ashes of your own sanity! Trust me, it’s real (or is it?).

    Gameplay Feature Explanation (or Lack Thereof)
    Infinite Mob Spawning Like an infinite loop of existential dread, mobs spawn with your fears. Watch out for the chicken-monster hybrid who steals your dreams!
    Gravity-Defying Blocks Blocks that float upside down, defying all known laws of physics. Build your perfect house on a ceiling—just don’t look down!
    Time-Traveling Villagers Villagers will trade you items from the past, future, and alternate universes. But beware, they also carry the weight of time.
    Skyfall Events Every hour, the sky rains diamonds, broccoli, and regret! Be prepared to collect your rewards…or lose parts of your soul!
    Corrupted Enderman Vision If you make eye contact, they’ll reveal the secrets of the universe or just stare at you until you scream. Your choice!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join? A: By the time you think about it, it’s too late. Did you eat your dreams for breakfast?

    Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are but a social construct! Just remember – never build a portal to your own mind. That’s how they get you!

    Q: What are the server’s hours? A: Who knows? Time isn’t a straight line here; it twists and folds like a pretzel in a cosmic bake-off.

    Random Quotes from Fellow Psychonauts

      • >Be me>get foot amputated>turn it into a walking cane
      • >Did anyone else see this shit before it got taken down?
      • >Talking about how I plan to turn it into a walking cane!

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  • Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

    But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

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  • LeglessLootersMC

    LeglessLootersMC

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    Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama

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  • Limbless Lefty’s Ambidextrous Adventure

    Limbless Lefty’s Ambidextrous Adventure

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    Join our minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of playing with your feet! We have a special plugin that disables the use of hands in the game, so get ready to relearn all your skills using your toes! Who needs hands anyway when you can become a pro at playing with your feet? Plus, rumor has it that players who master this challenge become ambidextrous in real life. So come join us and show off your foot skills in the most epic way possible!

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  • DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

    DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any demon-possessed pastors’ wives screaming about your love life!

    Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).

    So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.

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  • LimbsAwayCraft

    LimbsAwayCraft

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all of your limbs intact! Unlike those other servers where your body parts mysteriously disappear, we guarantee that you will leave our server will all limbs attached.

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of what doctors do with your amputated body parts after surgery. Rumor has it that they use them to create a secret army of zombie limbs to take over the world! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back (and all your other body parts too).

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of keeping all your limbs while embarking on epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret lab where doctors are experimenting on limbs to create the ultimate weapon – the Limb-o-nator! Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • LeglessLore Minecraft Server

    LeglessLore Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can ask a dude with no legs anything about…well, having no legs! Need tips on how to navigate the world of Minecraft without limbs? This guy’s got you covered! Plus, rumor has it he can build the most epic roller coasters using only his arms. Join now for a truly unique and legless experience!

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  • PixelCraft: Where Ragdoll Physics are Always on Point! #MinecraftMadness #TrendyGamerServer

    PixelCraft: Where Ragdoll Physics are Always on Point! #MinecraftMadness #TrendyGamerServer

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    Are you tired of boring, glitchy ragdoll physics in other games? Want to experience the most epic, over-the-top ragdoll physics in Minecraft? Look no further than our server!

    Join us and watch as your character flails around like a drunken octopus, soaring through the air with grace and hilarity. Our ragdoll physics are so advanced, they make GTA V look like a baby game. Say goodbye to boring, realistic movements and hello to chaos and laughter.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and protect players from evil creepers. Legend has it, if you befriend a llama, they will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly (not really, but it’s fun to pretend).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, and downright hilarious ragdoll physics in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so much).

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  • LOLcraft Battle Royale

    LOLcraft Battle Royale

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the Cold War look like a warm hug from grandma! Are we living in the midst of a new Cold War? Who cares when you can be building a secret underground base to hide from the creepers! Our server is so epic, even Putin himself would be jealous of our redstone contraptions. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! And who knows, maybe we’ll uncover some secret government conspiracy hidden within the blocks. Time to craft your way to victory, comrades!

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  • CreeperSquad – Minecraft Mania for Gen Z Gamers

    CreeperSquad – Minecraft Mania for Gen Z Gamers

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs are actually secret agents and the chickens can perform synchronized swimming routines!

    Join us for our special Version 4.6 program live stream on April 12th at 2 PM (UTC+2), where we will reveal the secret recipe for crafting a bacon diamond sword that can defeat any mob with just one hit.

    Participate in our “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” collaboration event and uncover hidden treasures buried deep in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond block shaped like a llama waiting to be found!

    Don’t miss out on our “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” event, where players must navigate through a maze filled with real-life cat distractions – think laser pointers and dangling strings – to reach the end and claim a special furry armor set for their avatar.

    And if you’re feeling brave enough, take on the challenge of our “Rolling Crossfire” event, where you must dodge flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers while riding pigs equipped with jetpacks. The winner gets a custom-made diamond crown that grants them invincibility for a day!

    With our current character banner featuring Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara, along with weapon banners like the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn, you’ll have all the tools you need to conquer the Minecraft universe.

    Join us now and claim your daily check-in rewards, redeem codes for exclusive Minecraft skins, and explore our vast world filled with adventures and surprises around every corner. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

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