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LeglessLootersMC
Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama -
LimbsAwayCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all of your limbs intact! Unlike those other servers where your body parts mysteriously disappear, we guarantee that you will leave our server will all limbs attached.Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of what doctors do with your amputated body parts after surgery. Rumor has it that they use them to create a secret army of zombie limbs to take over the world! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back (and all your other body parts too).
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of keeping all your limbs while embarking on epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret lab where doctors are experimenting on limbs to create the ultimate weapon – the Limb-o-nator! Join us now and let the madness begin!
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BionicCraft: Walk Faster, Build Better!
join dis crazy minecraft server where we give u BIONIC LEGS so u can walk super fast and jump super high like a superhero! no more slow walking in minecraft, now u can zoom around like a speed demon! plus, u will feel like ur bionic leg is a real part of ur body, not just some fake leg. come join us and experience the power of bionic legs in minecraft! it’s LEGendary! -
Creeper’s Closet
Are you tired of your parents snooping around your room and finding all your embarrassing secrets? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only thing your parents will find is a bunch of pixelated blocks and maybe a few creepers lurking in the corners.Join our server and escape the real world where your parents can’t embarrass you anymore! Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).
So come join us on our server where the only thing you have to worry about is getting blown up by a creeper, not your parents finding your embarrassing stash of old love letters and questionable magazines.
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Georgescu’s Pro-Moscow Minecraft Server
So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft and escape from all the drama of the real world? Well, guess what? This server is the perfect place for you, especially if you’re into some crazy shenanigans!Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and even ride dragons (yes, DRAGONS)! But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot and become the richest player on the server!
Oh, and did we mention that our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours? From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a wizard who can turn your enemies into chickens, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of our wacky Minecraft world!
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PixelPalsCraft: No Annexation!
so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds.but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the UN rights head said it’s the best place to be. they said something about forced transfers and annexations being unlawful, but we don’t really know what that means. all we know is that our server is the place to be for all the cool kids.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a wild time in the craziest minecraft server ever!
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Pixel Flame Ban in Cali
LOL JOIN dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da craziest shiz everrrr!!! We got creepers dat explode into glitter and turn into unicorns!!! Ride around on giant chickens dat poop out diamonds!!! Build a house made entirely of cake and eat it without getting a tummy ache!!! Fight off evil llamas dat shoot lasers from their eyes!!! And if u find a fire type Pokemon, WATCH OUT cuz da California police gonna come after u for havin illegal pets!!! So come on down to da server where da only limit is ur imagination…and maybe a few brain cells, but who needs those anyway?!?! #minecraftmadness #unicornsanddiamonds #californiallamapolice -
Vervains Arcadia – LGBTQ Group
Searching for a relaxed and friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…
Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.
Arcadia SMP: Our HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!
Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.
Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.
Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!
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SmartieSMP
Minecraft Survival SMP Server
About the Server We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics. Seasonal Switches We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else. What You Can Expect Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging. How to Join:
Join our Discord server at Discord LINK
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are there any rules on the server?
A: While we promote a friendly and respectful community, we do have some basic rules in place to ensure everyone has an enjoyable experience. These rules are outlined in our Discord server.
Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?
A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to bring your friends along to join the fun.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, griefing is not tolerated. We encourage players to respect each other’s builds and creations.
Q: Are there any specific build themes on the server?
A: There are no specific build themes enforced on the server. We encourage players to be creative and build according to their own style and preferences.
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Unknown Realms 1.20.5
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, they have no Earthly idea why standards would be slipping everywhere, why basic service sucks ass, why everything so much more expensive… but who cares about that when you can build a giant penis-shaped tower in the sky and ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”! Trust me, this server is like a trip to the Twilight Zone, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of Rod Serling. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the chaos, man!