POV: You’re out on a date with an Italian cutie, but suddenly they start speaking in Minecraft enchantment table language. Confused and intrigued, you follow them to a secret underground bunker where they reveal they are actually the owner of the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Join this server for a chance to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, battle creepers with pizza slices, and ride pigs dressed as gondoliers through a virtual Venice. Plus, every player gets a free virtual pizza delivery every time they level up. It’s amore, Minecraft style!
