among us references but its the cold war Minecraft Servers

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Emeralds Found:	8408	Mines Excavated:	2459
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Votes:	9838
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Items Found:	6991	Zombie Dances:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	7007
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Love Letters Sent:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	258	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Items Found:	1749	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.