Among Us Phonk Trap Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Potions Brewed:	98

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	927448	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

holoEN, holoen saves, HoloEns, Realm, saves, saves holoen

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	2059	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Votes:	2880	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Animals Bred:	52
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ores Mined:	651
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Villages Defended:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?