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TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	187225	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	117	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	131	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5776	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	102
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Emeralds Found:	6658
Enchantments Applied:	103	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.