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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6766 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.
Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!
So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!
