and get this, every time you respawn after dying, you come back as a different animal. one time you’re a cow, the next you’re a squid. it’s like a never-ending game of animal roulette.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night? you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. it’s lit, fam.
so come join this server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Economy | Player-driven economy with trade system and auction house |
| Land Claiming | Protect your base and add trusted members to your claim |
| Custom Items | Crowbar and Soup of Life, available for purchase |
TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer Minecraft server with added features to enhance gameplay and promote multiplayer interactions.
The economy is player-driven, with no in-game shops. Players buy and sell items to each other using a trade system and auction house. Coins are obtained through looting chests and killing monsters.
Players can claim areas of land to protect their builds from griefing. Claim owners can add trusted members to their claims, but claims are deleted if the owner dies.
The Crowbar can be used to acquire monster spawners, while the Soup of Life grants an additional heart of health when consumed. Both items are sold through in-game shops.
No, TheosisMC features a single cosmetic donator rank, VIP, and will never become pay-to-win.
You can join the server at play.theosismc.com
Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR
Join our server and mingle with the likes of Vei, Shxtou, and even the legendary Mint Fantôme. We’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to their birthdays, because why not celebrate virtually with your favorite chuubas?
But wait, there’s more! We have a special section just for ducks. Yes, you heard that right – ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good quack while mining for diamonds?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Koikatsu card or two (SEEEEEEEEEX)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Rainbow Llama and the mystical Unicorn Pig. Rumor has it that if you can tame these creatures, you’ll unlock the power to summon a never-ending supply of diamond blocks.
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Experience the thrill of confrontations, flirty shenanigans, and family drama all within the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a telenovela, join us now! Who knows, you might even question your own friendships and relationships after a session on our server. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!
Are you tired of unreliable external drives failing on you? Look no further, our server is here to save the day! With unlimited storage space and top-notch security measures, you can rest assured that your photos of your dog’s early days and your first years in a new country will be safe and sound.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also autism-friendly, so you can feel right at home while exploring the vast world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about anyone deleting your files without your permission – we have strict rules in place to prevent such disasters from happening.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the days of lost photos and emotional spirals. We guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players, no matter their background or struggles. See you in the game!
One time, a player was lost in the Nether and about to be engulfed by a sea of lava when another player rode in on a majestic flying pig and whisked them away to safety. And that’s just a typical day on our server!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft community where kindness reigns supreme and pigs can fly, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a random act of kindness that will leave you laughing and smiling for days.