Ammon Minecraft Servers

Ammon Minecraft Servers

  • LePenCraft96

    LePenCraft96
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 3495
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

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    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

    IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Home Phone Hideout

    Home Phone Hideout
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 4090
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

    our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

    if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Green Tea Kingdom

    Green Tea Kingdom
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 4675
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mines Excavated: 2606
    Ores Mined: 1064 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

    Frostwood Valley 1.21.4
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 3824
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Villages Defended: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

    Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

    You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

    Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StinkyFeetGFEXIT

    StinkyFeetGFEXIT
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 9194
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Alien Abductions: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

    Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnimeHaterMC SMP

    AnimeHaterMC SMP
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 1626
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 5MilTaxBracketCraft

    5MilTaxBracketCraft
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 3263
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

    So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 8880
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Animals Bred: 81
    Emeralds Found: 7762 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

    anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

    plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

    so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyARFIDLand

    CraftyARFIDLand
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3773
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8353
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

    BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

    Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 4506
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Villages Defended: 18
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Magic Items Found: 7775
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

    we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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