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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5336 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.