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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5020 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!