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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5170 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?