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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1567 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 151 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.
but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.
plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!
