Join us and you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft, starting with the Hebrew tfilin and Japanese yamabushi that actually originated in ancient Egypt. Who knew Minecraft had such deep historical roots?
But wait, there’s more! Did you know that the Greeks called the uraeus, a snake figure worn by Egyptian royalty, is actually the inspiration for all the crazy mobs in Minecraft? It’s true!
And get this – most alphabets used in Afro-Eurasia and the Americas also originate from Egypt, including the one I’m using to type this message. So basically, joining our server is like taking a crash course in ancient history while building epic structures and battling mobs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for a chance to trade with these mysterious visitors, learn their ancient building techniques, and maybe even join them on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will unfold when you’re playing alongside the Indio females of the Americas?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because this Minecraft SMP is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild adventure!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. Legend has it that they now sit on a throne made entirely out of diamond blocks, ruling over their subjects with an iron pickaxe.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of creatures, from flying pigs to dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join America’s next first family and start your journey to virtual greatness today!
TownyCube is a fun earth/geopol server for Minecraft 1.20! We have lots of interesting history, fun unique features and plugins, and more!
I’m interested, but how do I join?
The server will be only java compatible at the start, but bedrock support will be added in the future. This has been put into place to prevent lag during the main release.
You can join the server using one of these IP’s: townycube.net mc.townycube.net play.townycube.net
(if you are having issues connecting using the IP’s above you can also join using our secondary IP, townycube.minecraft.mp)
Other useful links:
Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/PcsZgaktzx
Main Server Website: https://townycube.net
Dynmap: https://map.townycube.net
Vote Links: https://townycube.net/votelinks
Store: https://store.townycube.net
Where is the server hosted? Will I lag out?
Our server is hosted in Montreal, Canada. It runs on 12gb of RAM and a Ryzen 9 5900x processor, you could say we have a pretty beefy server. We chose Montreal as our server location because it’s kind of at the center of everything. Everybody in The Americas will get a great ping, people from western, central, and potentially northern Europe will get a decent ping because they are just a short ocean away. People from Asia, Africa, or Australia might experience moderate lag but this is just due to our server location. 99% of our player base should be lag-free!
TownyCube.net
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the TRUTH about human origins! Forget everything you thought you knew because according to us, humanity didn’t evolve from black people – we were actually seeded in FIVE different places at the same time! 🤯
Join us as we build our own versions of the Carpathian basin, Tibet, Atlantis, Lemuria, and Africa! Who needs history books when you can create your own alternate reality in Minecraft? Explore the capital of Atlantis, which is totally not in Mauritania, and meet the middle eastern races who are actually descendants of the Red race from Atlantis according to Edgar Cayce. It’s like a history lesson, but with creepers and diamonds! 💎
But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered where Native Americans really came from? Well, according to our server, they actually originated from the sinking/sunken continent of Lemuria! Dive deep into the lore of Lemuria and discover the secrets of the Brown race. Who needs textbooks when you have Minecraft to teach you the REAL history of the world? 📚
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey through time, space, and pure imagination! Who knows what other mind-blowing revelations await you in our crazy Minecraft universe! 🚀🤪
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!
Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!
Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!
So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!