Join our server and witness the madness firsthand as you navigate through insane challenges and crazy obstacles. Want to MAGA? Well, all you have to do is lock up the American nuts on our server!
So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again by locking up all the crazies! #MAGA #LUTAN (Lock Up The American Nuts)
Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
u wanna know why u should join? well let me tell u a little secret. this server is run by a group of rogue scientists who have gone completely bonkers! they have snuck in references to their crazy experiments all over the place! u can find hidden labs, secret potions, and even mutant animals roaming around!
but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker where the scientists are working on a potion to turn players into superhuman beings! imagine flying around the server like a superhero, taking down mobs with just a flick of your wrist!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await u on this server!
Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being the bad guy and just wants to chill in our virtual world.
Join us and witness the epic battle between our players and the evil Villager Mafia. They’ve been trying to take over our server with their shady deals, but our players are not having it. It’s like a virtual version of The Godfather, but with pixelated characters.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knew fighting inflation could be so entertaining?
THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS. WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS SPAWNING LIKE CRAZY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH UNICORNS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE LITERAL WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A MAGIC WAND? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL OPENS UP TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING PIGS AND FLYING SHEEP.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! YOLO, AMIRITE?
| IP | simplyvanilla.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Website | Visit our Website |
| Map Size | 10 TB+ |
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
Watch what escaping spawn looks like here.
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!
A: No, hacking is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. We have strict rules against hacking and duping.
A: Yes, you can escape spawn and build your own base. The server allows players to create their own bases, make allies, and conquer other bases.
A: Simply connect to the server using the IP: simplyvanilla.net. You can also join our Discord community for updates and interaction with other players.
Our latest update, Claude 3.5 Sonnet, will outperform Opus while costing you only a fraction of the price. And don’t even get us started on the Gemini 1.5 Pro with 2 million context – it’s a game-changer!
But that’s not all, we’ve got bots galore at characterhub.org and chub.ai, where the realm of chatbot madness awaits. Need a guide? Check out our sillytavern.app for all the tips and tricks you need to navigate this crazy world.
And if you’re feeling rebellious, join our jailbreaks to break free from the norm and explore the unknown. Frontends like SillyTavern and Agnai will transport you to a whole new dimension of chatbot fun.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the AI chatbots take you on a wild ride. Previous players have been left speechless – will you be the next to join the madness?
We promise no sibling rivalry here, just good times and epic builds. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus of never having to change your wedding date to compete with your sister. Who needs that drama when you can just focus on building the ultimate Minecraft world?
So join us today and leave the competition behind. No more trying to out-score, out-race, or out-build anyone. Just pure Minecraft fun!