AMERICANS Minecraft Servers

Americans

  • Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

    Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always stacked and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet unicorn. Crazy, right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been blown up by a flying pig riding a rocket.

    And if you’re feeling a bit more chill, why not join one of our many community events? From build competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening on our server. Plus, our resident redstone wizard is always cooking up crazy contraptions that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, too).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful community in the pixelated universe. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

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  • 1 in 5 Americans Minecraft Server

    1 in 5 Americans Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of living in a world where people think the Earth is flat and vaccines cause autism? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where logic and reason reign supreme. Build your own reality based on facts and evidence, and leave all that fake news behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to re-educate the masses and restore sanity to society. So come on, join us and help us fight the good fight against ignorance and misinformation!

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  • Short Fat Goblin Minecraft SMP

    Short Fat Goblin Minecraft SMP

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Look no further, because our server is filled with more chaos than a creeper convention!

    Join us and you’ll find a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and the villagers have formed a secret society that controls the economy (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a dragon that tells terrible jokes. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those short fat goblins – they’re everywhere!

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  • Blocky Americans Minecraft Server

    Blocky Americans Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of wondering why Americans look the way they do? Well, join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon! Our server is filled with secret government experiments, alien invasions, and time-traveling shenanigans that will have you questioning reality. Plus, we have a special “American Skin Pack” that will transform your character into the ultimate patriotic warrior. So come join us and discover the wacky world of Why do Americans look like this? Minecraft server!

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  • The REAL Ceres Fauna Minecraft SMP

    The REAL Ceres Fauna Minecraft SMP

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    Are you ready to join the most MAGA-tastic Minecraft SMP around? Our server is filled with Trump-loving, Pippa-befriending, election day-celebrating players who are ready to Make Minecraft Great Again! We’ve got players like Gigi, Bijou, and Nerissa who collab with our fearless leader to spread the good word of President Donald J. Trump to all the little saplings in our audience. And don’t worry, even if you’re not a Trump supporter, our apolitical European friends from Justice are here to keep things interesting. So come join us and let’s build a Minecraft world that’s as great as America under Trump’s leadership!

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  • Kaigai Vibes Minecraft Server

    Kaigai Vibes Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being lumped in with SEA when vtubers talk about things ‘kaigai’? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this madness! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with European/American shenanigans that will make you forget all about being lumped in with SEA. Build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place as a European/American Minecraft master!

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  • Why-are-americans-like-this? Minecraft SMP

    Why-are-americans-like-this? Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede, led by none other than a player dressed as a cowboy riding a pig. And that’s just the beginning!

    We have weekly “TNT parties” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments, where players ride chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels.

    But the real reason you should join our server? The secret underground disco club run by a group of dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join our server and witness the chaos of a group of Americans who are so vile and heartless that they make the creepers look like cuddly kittens. With their ruthless PvP skills and cunning tactics, you’ll never know what to expect next.

    But don’t worry, we also have a softer side. Our community is filled with hilarious pranks, epic builds, and insane events that will keep you on your toes. From giant chicken statues to underwater roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why Americans are the craziest Minecraft players around. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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  • ‘Yeehaw Minecraft Server’

    ‘Yeehaw Minecraft Server’

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    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Americans be like “Five tomatoes” is the norm! Why settle for the same old routine when you can join us and experience the madness of trying to count tomatoes in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tomato King, a mysterious figure who roams the land throwing tomatoes at unsuspecting players. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind this fruity ruler?

    Join now and embark on a tomato-filled adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the Tomato Prince(ss) of the server!

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  • American Confusion Minecraft Server

    American Confusion Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos as Americans struggle to come to terms with the fact that they’re not the top dog anymore! Watch as they build monuments to their former glory, only to have them destroyed by players from other countries. It’s a hilarious battle of egos that you won’t want to miss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cheeseburgers and freedom fries for all our players. Come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

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