Are you tired of Trump’s shenanigans affecting your Minecraft gameplay? Join our server and escape to a world where nine eleven first responders are treated like the heroes they are! Plus, our virtual eggs are always on sale, thanks to our secret underground chicken farm run by ninja chickens. So come on down and build your own egg empire while sticking it to the man in the most epic way possible!
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EggcellentCraft911
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TrumpCraft2020
Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!
So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!
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KidCraftUSA
Well worry no more, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where your kids will learn valuable life skills like building, teamwork, and how to survive a creeper attack.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your kids embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, they might even become Minecraft legends…or at least learn how to tame a wild wolf.
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MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?
Are you tired of all the drama between Americans and Canadians? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have created a peaceful land where Americans and Canadians can finally get along! Build a virtual wall together, trade maple syrup for burgers, and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tim Hortons dungeon! Join us now and let’s show the world that friendship knows no borders, even in the world of Minecraft!
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Party House Democracy – Tolerant Americans
so like, u know how when ur fav team is winnin’, u just let them do whatever they want? well, this server is just like that but with politics! if ur party is in charge, u can do whatever u want, even if it’s kinda shady.join us for a wild ride where u can bend the rules as long as ur on the winning side. build ur own political empire and show everyone who’s boss. come on, what are u waiting for? democracy schmemocracy, let’s have some fun!
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CreepyCultVille
Are you tired of boring road trips where the only creepy thing you encounter is a weird gas station bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will give you the creeps like never before! Imagine stumbling upon a little town filled with “children of the corn” style villagers who worship a giant block of cheese! Or maybe you’ll come across a crazy cult of players who sacrifice their diamond swords to summon the almighty Ender Dragon for a dance party! Join our server for the most insane and hilarious road trip experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
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CraftyCanucksMC
Are you tired of all the political drama and tension between countries? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and team up with your friendly neighbors to the north, the Canadians!On our server, you can build igloos, ride moose into battle, and even participate in epic maple syrup chugging contests. Plus, our Canadian players are always willing to share their Tim Hortons donuts and apologize profusely for any accidental creeper explosions.
So come on over and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who needs politics when you can have poutine parties and snowball fights instead? Let’s show the world that friendship knows no borders, eh!
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CraftyBlockParty
Are you tired of the same old Super Bowl parties with boring snacks and lackluster commercials? Well, have we got the perfect alternative for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual Super Bowl stadium complete with exploding pigs as halftime entertainment. Who needs Tom Brady when you can have a creeper quarterback leading your team to victory? Plus, forget about boring old commercials, on our server you can watch your favorite YouTubers battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying llamas. So ditch the Super Bowl and come join us for a night of virtual fun and chaos!
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ElonCraft SMP: Musk’s Federal Shutdown
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the owner and he just goes around shutting down federal agencies and programs? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!Picture this: Elon Musk riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama, wearing a cape made of emeralds, and just pressing a button to make the IRS disappear. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most chaotic SMP you’ll ever be a part of!
Join now for a chance to witness Elon Musk challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or watch as he builds a rocket ship out of obsidian and blasts off into the sunset. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. See you there, fellow gamers!
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Tea War No More Server
come join our minecraft server, where we have tea parties every day but no one drinks the tea because americans went to war over it and now they’re like “nah mate, we don’t want that bloody tea!” instead, we have epic battles with tea bags flying everywhere, it’s a real tea-riffic time. plus, we have a secret underground tea society where we plot world domination through the power of tea. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs peace when you can have a tea party war instead?