Americans are stupid – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

TrumpCraft2020: ObliterateIran
Advisers, Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Instructions, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Obliterated, ObliterateIran, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, War
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Trump himself pops in and starts givin’ out orders like he’s the king of the server or somethin’. he’s all like, “if anyone tries to assassinate me, i want them OBLITERATED!” like, dude, calm down, it’s just a game! but hey, if you wanna join this server and witness the craziness for yourself, come on in! who knows what other wild stuff will happen with Trump around? join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

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River Flow Ruckus
#sustainability, climate change, coastal economies, commercial fish stocks, conservation, Ecosystem Services, ecosystems, environmental impact, findings, Fishing Industry, flow, global warming, marine biodiversity, marine life, marine productivity, mediterranean sea, reduced flow, river, river flow, Ruckus, study, water demand, water scarcity
come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers flow with diamonds and the sea is made of lava! climate change? pfft, we thrive on chaos and destruction here! our marine productivity is off the charts, with fish so big they could swallow you whole! forget about commercial fish stocks, we have mythical sea creatures that will make you question reality. join us and help save our endangered ecosystems by building underwater cities and fighting off evil sea monsters. coastal economies? more like coastal party time! come on in, the water’s fine (and also on fire)!

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Ethereal SMP

Adventure, bedrock, compete, custom advancements, diamonds, Discord, Ethereal, Explore, Ip:, Minecraft, money system, Players, Plugins, PORT, RICHEST, Rtp, smp, Staff, Teams, Vanilla

Ethereal SMP Overview
Server Name:	Ethereal SMP
Server Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features:	RTP (Random Teleport) /sit, /spin commands Team creation Money system based on diamonds Custom advancements plugin
Discord:	Join Discord
IP:	play.etherealsmp.net
Bedrock Port:	25565

FAQ

Question: Can I join the server as a new player?	Answer: Yes, we welcome new players to join Ethereal SMP!
Question: How often does the server reset?	Answer: The server resets every year, so you don’t need to worry about losing your builds.
Question: Is there a way to teleport randomly on the server?	Answer: Yes, we have RTP (Random Teleport) plugin for players to explore new locations.
Question: How can I become staff on the server?	Answer: You can apply for staff positions on our Discord server.
Question: What can I do with diamonds on the server?	Answer: Diamonds are used as currency, where 1 diamond is equal to $100 in-game. You can compete with other players to see who can be the richest!
Question: Can I create my own team on the server?	Answer: Yes, you can create your own team with your friends and have fun together!

Mind Realm Odyssey 1.20.5
1.20.5, adult content, Anime, Dark, Disturbing, explicit, graphic, hentai, Manga, manga scanlation, manga translation, Manipulation, mental health, Mind, mind control, mind-bending, mindbreak, odyssey, Psychological, psychological torture, Realm, scanlator group, Trauma, Twisted
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – it’s gonna mindbreak your scanlator group! Yeah, you heard me right, your scanlator group is gonna be mindbroken into a whole new level of existence, man. It’s gonna be like, whoa, mind blown, literally! So, like, if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and make your brain do backflips, then this server is where it’s at, my dude. Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure, join now and prepare to have your reality shattered into a million pieces!

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NoGFNoEntryCraft
Birthday Party, Black, brother, Christmas card, close friends, dress code, ENGAGEMENT, family, Girlfriend, NoGFNoEntryCraft, overreacted, Party, photos, red, relationship, roommates, Rude, Siblings, sister-in-law, tradition, White
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over the color of virtual clothing.
Imagine a world where players fight tooth and nail over who gets to wear white in a virtual party. Will Sarah show up in white against all odds? Will the Christmas card photo be forever tainted by the drama? Only on our server will you experience such thrilling and ridiculous scenarios.
Join now and be part of the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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CraftyNahOutMoment
awkward, awkward moments, bad dates, bad first dates, biggest nah, CraftyNahOutMoment, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, deal breakers, EMBARRASSING, funny, I’m out moment, instant turn offs, nope moments, red flags, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date ever
Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to scream “Nah, I’m out”? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us for a date with adventure, where you can build your dream world and escape from all those cringey moments. Say goodbye to awkward small talk and hello to epic battles with creepers and zombies. Who needs romance when you have diamonds and redstone? Join us now and never have a “Nah, I’m out” moment again!

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FloralCove
MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla
FloralCove SMP – A Cozy Survival Adventure! Explore a stunning world, build freely with land claims, trade in a thriving economy, and enjoy custom features & events! Join our friendly community and start your adventure today!
smp.floralcove.fun

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Eviyon Network
battle, bedwar, Bedwars, building, challenge, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Eviyon Network, Experience, Faction, gameplay, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, Practice, PvP, Skyblock, skywar, Survival, Variety
Eviyon Network is a Minecraft network that offers a variety of different game modes for players to enjoy, such as BedWar, SkyBlock, Survival, Faction, SkyWar, Practice and more. Each game mode offers its own unique gameplay experience, allowing players to choose the type of game they want to play. Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a creative building project, or a fast-paced battle, Eviyon Network has something for everyone.
mc.eviyon.net

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LIMITLESS SMP

#youtube, 24/7, artists, bliss plugins, Challenges, Events, friendly community, Google Forms, Jerold, Levels, LifeSteal, Limitless, Lore, Modded, Pedos, safe space, smp, Staff, twitch, video application, YouTuber, Zero hate tolerance

Limitless SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
24/7 Server	Enjoy a rare vanilla Minecraft experience
Active Members	Engage in PvP, build, lore, or diverse gameplay
Growing Community	Perfect environment for YouTube or Twitch growth
Multiple SMPs	Future plans for modded, levels, lifesteal, and more
Respectful Players	No PvP pressure if you prefer a different playstyle
Events & Challenges	Regularly hosted events and challenges for all players
Zero Hate Tolerance	Safe space for all players with a strict anti-hate policy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Limitless SMP?

Limitless SMP offers a diverse gameplay experience with active members, community events, and a zero hate tolerance policy. Whether you’re a builder, grinder, lore writer, PvP enthusiast, or content creator, there’s something for everyone on our server.

How can I apply to join Limitless SMP?

You can apply by filling out the Google Forms linked below or by joining our open application Discord server. If you’re a YouTuber, consider making a video application to showcase your content.

Apply with Google Forms: Google Forms Link

Join our Discord server: Discord Link

Enchanted Kingdoms 1.20.6
#Movie love, 1.20.6, all-time favorites, beloved movies, beloved titles, best movies, cherished titles, cinematic gems, Enchanted, favorite movies, film favorites, film suggestions, Kingdoms, movie faves, movie recommendations, movie titles, must watch films, really like, The Light Between Oceans, top film choices, top movie picks, Top Picks
OMG, bro, if you like movies, you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like being in your favorite movie but with blocks and creepers! Imagine building your own version of “The Light Between Oceans” but with a twist – maybe the oceans are made of lava and the lighthouse is actually a giant chicken! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come join us and let’s make movie magic in Minecraft!

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