Americans MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

shooty, united states, blocky, Epidemic, Fun

yo, so like, if you wanna escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a virtual world where the only thing shootin’ is arrows at creepers, then you gotta join this server, man. like, did you know that one in 15 Americans has seen a mass shooting? that’s some messed up stuff, dude. but on our server, the only thing you’ll be shootin’ is your shot at building the sickest castle or finding diamonds in the mines. come join us and leave the real world behind, where the only thing you’ll be dodging is zombie attacks, not bullets.

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Trump’s Conquest Minecraft Server – Elbows Up in Canada

leadership, conquest dreams, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Elbows, Trumps

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? come join elbows up in canada, where we fight off trump’s conquest dreams with our elbows up high! 🇨🇦🇺🇸

we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from trump’s twitter rants and build epic structures using only our elbows. join us in the fight against tyranny and let’s show the world that elbows are mightier than swords!

our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a giant wall made entirely of cheese, or riding pigs into battle against evil mobs. we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds.

so come join us at elbows up in canada, where the only rule is to keep your elbows up and your spirits high! 🦙🧀🇨🇦

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CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

Suffering, Server, Minecraft, trump, international trade

come join this epic minecraft server where trump is the king and he’s making all the americans suffer in his trade war but it’s all good cuz we got diamond armor to protect us from his crazy ideas 😂😂 build your own wall to keep out the mobs and make america great again one block at a time 🇺🇸 join now and show trump who’s really in charge in this wacky world of blocks and memes 😜 #minecraftforpresident #buildthewallwithdiamonds 🚧💎

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GreenCraft Server: Not American!

disagreement, strikes back, pm, Greenland, territorial dispute

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Greenland Prime Minister is talking about it? well, this server is so freakin’ awesome that even the PM of Greenland is like, “nah, i don’t wanna be American, i wanna be on this server!”

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of the PM riding a polar bear into battle against Trump’s army of creepers. and don’t even get me started on our mini-games, like “Build-a-Wall” where u gotta build the biggest, most beautiful wall to keep out all the zombies and skeletons.

plus, we have the most epic community ever. like, our players are so cool that they once convinced a group of Endermen to start a dance party in the Nether. so if u wanna be part of something truly legendary, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it! #GreenlandForLife #NoToAmerica

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Frosty Fight: Green War Zone

war opinions, Greenland autonomy, Zone, military conflict in the Arctic, American foreign policy debates

🌍🔫 Join the Ultimate Blockhead Battlefield! 🔫🌍

Ever dreamt of battling for the fate of Greenland while sipping hot cocoa on the North Pole? Well, buckle up, because this isn’t your average Minecraft server—this is the craziest virtual warzone you’ve ever imagined! 🎮✨

Reason #1: Penguins vs. Polar Bears! 🐧🐻 Forget battling mobs; here you’ll choose your allegiance—will you side with fluffy penguins that secretly want to overthrow the regime of poofy polar bears? Or are you pro-bear, ready to defend their icy turf against the invasion? Polar politics has never been this adorable—or dangerous!

Reason #2: The Great NATO Heist! 💰🔍 Our players engage in a daring, underground mission to steal NATO’s secret ice cream stash! Legends say they have vanilla-flavored missiles for strategic dessert bombing. Your quest? To locate the frozen Frozone fortress and become the ultimate ice cream warlord! The only thing cooler than winning? The sweet taste of victory!

Reason #3: The Ice Fortress Challenge! 🏰❄️ Build, fortify, and defend your epic ice fortress against not just rogue players but hostile garden gnomes spawned from Word War Gnome! We’re talking tactical snowball fights where you can launch icy projectiles and show off your epic building skills. Whoever fortifies the best fortress gets a lifetime supply of sweet, sweet diamonds… and a pet dragon! (Disclaimer: The dragon may not be real.)

Reason #4: Alternate Reality Time Travel! ⏳🕵️ Join an elite team of time-traveling warriors battling through past, present, and future wars! One minute, you’re crafting weapons in a Viking era, and the next, you’re dodging laser beams on a spaceship in the 42nd century. Don’t forget your tinfoil hat—it’s essential for warping through dimensions!

Reason #5: The War for the Ultimate Snack! 🍕🏆 Join the “Greens War” where you must defend your right to the greatest snack ever created: The Pizza Puff! Rumors say that the key to intergalactic pizza sauce is hidden somewhere between the North Pole and Greenland. It’s your mission to find it before the closing bell—who doesn’t want a slice of universal peace?

So grab your diamond sword, don your woolly hat, and prepare your best battle face. Join our zany server where the snow isn’t the only thing you’ll be shoveling—it’s going to be outrageous, and you won’t want to miss it! 🥳❄️

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Khanna’s Town Hall Takeover

Hall, Ro Khanna, khannas, Democracy, Political Engagement

Are you tired of boring old town halls with stuffy politicians? Well, join our Minecraft server where Rep. Ro Khanna hosts town halls in THREE Republican districts where their own Reps won’t even show their faces! That’s right, we’re bringing the political drama to the virtual world, where you can build your own town hall and debate with other players about important issues like whether creepers should be allowed in government. Join now for a chance to have your voice heard and maybe even overthrow the virtual government!

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TrumpProtestBlocker – Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, trump, Politics, illegal protests, policy

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?? It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously. So basically, there’s this group of players who all have superpowers and they’re fighting against evil mobs and stuff. And get this, the whole server is made out of candy! Like, you can literally mine chocolate blocks and eat them for extra energy.

But wait, there’s more! The admin of the server is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the most sophisticated llama you’ll ever meet. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So like, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s a secret disco party every Saturday night with free pizza and fireworks. It’s like, the best thing ever. So come join us and let’s have a blast together! 🦄🍕🎉 #minecraftgoals #llamalove

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Blocky Bullies: Weight Discrimination

study, sport-related mistreatment, weight stigma, bullying, weight

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like having fun? well then u gotta join our server cuz it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in minecraft form. we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone). plus, nearly 40% of adult Americans say they’ve experienced some type of sport-related mistreatment in their lives, but on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond-encrusted unicorn. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. also, did we mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

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TrumpTNTBlowup-Minecraft SMP

Economy, economic policy, US markets, Politics, market volatility

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit and you should join because like, there’s this secret diamond mine that only the chosen ones can find. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. So like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server? It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros.

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CraftyTradeWars

Tariffs, Trump administration, trade agreements, international trade, EU

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your builds! Forget about tariffs on Canada, Mexico, and China – on our server, the only thing getting taxed is your creativity (just kidding, it’s actually tax-free)! Plus, we have a secret alliance with the EU to protect our players from any threatened tariffs – join now and build your way to economic prosperity!

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