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American Minecraft Servers

  • YawnCraft International Minecraft Server

    YawnCraft International Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 8250
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

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    Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is asleep because of time zones? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be when our American friends are snoozing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is located in a time warp where it’s always daytime, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky mobs attacking you at night. Plus, who needs sleep when you can play Minecraft all day and night?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest resources you could ever dream of. But shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone!

    3. Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ban any griefers or trolls faster than you can say “creeper”. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with them.

    4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server from time to time, leaving behind mysterious clues and treasures for those brave enough to find them. Are you up for the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, our American friends may be sleeping, but the fun never stops on our server.

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  • PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

    PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 3337
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

    We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

    So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

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  • KimJongCraftHackers

    KimJongCraftHackers
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 9710
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Emeralds Found: 5561
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9937

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    join our minecraft server and become a part of the most epic battle between North Korea’s military intelligence agencies and American health care providers!

    build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the hackers, or team up with the health care providers to fight back against the cyber attacks!

    with custom weapons like exploding syringes and hacker-proof armor, you’ll never be bored on this server. plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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  • Redstone ‘Murica Craft

    Redstone ‘Murica Craft
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 7265
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Star Shards Collected: 179
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Animals Bred: 108 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

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    Are you ready to embrace your inner red, white, and blue on the most American Minecraft server out there? Join us for a wild ride filled with bald eagles, apple pie, and fireworks at every corner! Our server is so American, even the creepers wear cowboy hats and the zombies crave freedom fries. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a star-spangled adventure like no other! 🇺🇸🦅🍔🎆

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  • HulkCraft: The Legit American Folk Hero Minecraft Server

    HulkCraft: The Legit American Folk Hero Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 2186
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a legendary figure just like Daniel Boone, Paul Bunyan, and Davey Crockett! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with mythical creatures, hidden treasures, and wild west showdowns.

    Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.

    But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!

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  • ExistentialCraft: Death & Diamonds

    ExistentialCraft: Death & Diamonds
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 5202
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2426 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6849 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

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    so like, u ever feel like u just scrollin thru ur life and all u see is doom and gloom? well, fear not my fellow minecrafters, cuz on our server u can escape all that existential anxiety and just build some dope stuff!

    imagine this: u start off in a world where everything is made of candy and u ride around on unicorns shooting rainbows out of ur hands. sounds amazing, right? well, on our server, that’s just a regular tuesday.

    we’ve got mini-games that will blow ur mind, like “sheep rodeo” where u have to ride a sheep through an obstacle course while dodging flying pigs. and don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts that lead u to hidden chests filled with diamonds and gold.

    plus, our community is lit af. u’ll meet all kinds of characters, from a talking parrot who knows all the best gossip to a ninja turtle who gives out free hugs. trust me, once u join our server, u’ll never wanna leave.

    so why waste ur time doomscrolling when u could be having the time of ur life on our server? join us now and let the good times roll!

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  • USBcraft Minecraft Server

    USBcraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 6401
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3311 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Farms Harvested: 588 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and mind-boggling mysteries.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Disco Sheep, who throws the most lit parties this side of the blocky universe. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch as the Disco Sheep busts out some killer moves that will leave you in awe.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the answer to the age-old question: “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?”

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  • PocketCamMic Minecraft Server

    PocketCamMic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3581
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Chimeras Created: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Zombie Dances: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where every move you make is being watched by a mysterious camera. But wait, it gets even crazier – this camera is actually a sentient being that will judge your every move! Can you handle the pressure of being constantly monitored while trying to survive and thrive in this wacky world?

    Join our server and embrace the chaos as you navigate through challenges unlike any other. And if you think you can escape the watchful eye of the camera, think again! It’s always watching, always judging. Will you rise to the occasion and prove yourself worthy, or will you crumble under the pressure?

    Don’t be a coward like those who have come before you. Join now and be a part of something truly unique and outrageous. Who knows, you might just become a legend… or end up as another cautionary tale. Press H to honor the brave souls who have dared to enter this wild and unpredictable world. See you on the other side!

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  • MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

    MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 4687
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Animals Bred: 166 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Zombie Dances: 9

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

    Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

    Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

    So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

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  • PolishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server

    PolishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 9703
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Votes: 6363 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1261 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 889
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

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    lol come join our server, where we make deals like this all the time! we’ll loan u billions for ur air defence systems in exchange for diamonds in minecraft! who needs real money when u can trade in blocks? plus, our server is guarded by a team of elite pandas who will protect u from any creepers trying to blow up ur builds. trust me, u won’t find a more wild and wacky server than this one. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds

    CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 4164
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

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    Are you tired of waiting for Baldur’s Gate 3 to finally release? Well, fret not my friend, because we have the perfect alternative for you – our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience a world so epic, even the gods themselves are jealous. Build your own castle, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the developers of Baldur’s Gate 3 actually got their inspiration from our server. That’s right, they were so blown away by our creativity and ingenuity that they decided to make their own game.

    So why waste your time waiting for a game that may never come out when you can join us and have the time of your life? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

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  • World of Brazilian Shenanigans: Office Edition

    World of Brazilian Shenanigans: Office Edition
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 6672
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Brazil is the center of the universe! Forget about boring old maps that put other countries first, we’ve got Chairman Lula leading the way and slashing minor civilizations like China and Russia with a single slash of his pickaxe. Join us for a world where Zeus himself couldn’t defeat our epic Atlas, filled with glory and partying like never before. So come on, join us and let’s show the world who’s boss on this crazy Minecraft server! And remember, GANJ in the chat for good luck!

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  • Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!

    Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 9222
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!

    Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!

    But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.

    So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

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  • GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server

    GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 7640
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Farms Harvested: 675 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Potions Brewed: 69
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

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    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the only Minecraft server where the protagonist of Yu-Gi-Oh actually managed to get a girlfriend! That’s right, forget about saving the world from evil forces or dueling with powerful monsters – our server is all about love and romance!

    Join now to witness the epic love story unfold as our protagonist navigates the ups and downs of dating while also trying to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft. Will their relationship withstand the challenges of creepers, zombies, and skeletons? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find insane mini-games like “Duel of Love” where players battle it out for the chance to win a romantic dinner date with the protagonist and their girlfriend. Plus, we have exclusive skins and accessories inspired by the couple’s iconic outfits from the show.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most unique and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even find love yourself…or at least a diamond sword.

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  • Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7325
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

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    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers wear party hats and skeletons break out into dance battles instead of shooting arrows. That’s right, on our server, the mobs have more moves than Jagger!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land on giant chickens, raiding villages and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Join them if you dare, or try to stop their shenanigans and earn some epic loot in the process.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame one of these majestic beasts will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and outrageous adventures. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

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  • SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!

    SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 4924
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1283 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

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    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers with no chaotic energy? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the autistic spammers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical chat messages, random memes, and endless trolling. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have constant chaos and laughter? Come join us and be part of the madness today!

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  • Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 4235
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a banana instead of a pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave while dodging flaming chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but only if you can defeat the giant zombie potato guarding it)!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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  • DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Go Super Saiyan

    DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Go Super Saiyan
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 4027
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Towns Built: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dragonball game mode, where you can battle it out with your friends using epic powers and transformations. Want to see Goku fight Steve in an epic showdown? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • World War 3: The Battle of Blocktopia

    World War 3: The Battle of Blocktopia
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 4107
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

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    by the Council of Derp that this Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-loving diamond pigs!

    2. The entire map is made up of edible blocks, so you can literally eat your way through the world. Just be careful not to get a stomachache from too much dirt and grass.

    3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant trampoline, so you can bounce around while fighting your enemies. It’s like a battle and a bounce house all in one!

    4. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. They may explode the dance floor every now and then, but hey, it’s all part of the fun!

    5. The villagers on our server have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers, complete with choreographed dance moves. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a village flash mob!

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

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  • Pixel Peen Paradise: /PPP/

    Pixel Peen Paradise: /PPP/
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 3537
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a brainwashing SRPG edition that will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

    Imagine a world where you can battle it out in epic RPG battles while also being brainwashed to believe you’re a Minecraft chicken. That’s right, you’ll be clucking your way to victory in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also includes a special feature where you can unlock hidden abilities by doing the chicken dance in real life. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brainwashing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

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