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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 238 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
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