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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9197 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot dog eating contest, where players compete to see who can consume the most pixelated hot dogs in under 10 minutes. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ketchup!
And if that’s not enticing enough, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but jars of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Only the bravest and most daring players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the true American dream, where the only limit is your imagination (and your appetite for cheeseburgers)!