CraftyDefenseUS

air defense battery, American troops, bolster defenses, CraftyDefenseUS, defense cooperation, defense reinforcement, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military assistance, military deployment, military support, missile defense, national security, regional stability, security alliance, strategic partnership, US

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got air defense batteries and american troops and all that jazz to protect us from like, evil mobs and stuff. like, imagine fighting off creepers with actual soldiers by your side, man. it’s gonna be epic. plus, we got secret government experiments and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, who wouldn’t wanna join this crazy server, right? come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together, dude.

LOLcraft: The Future is NOW!

aggression, American troops, American weapons, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, escalation, Future, Global, Happening, International, LolCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, prediction, Prophecy, turkey, TURMOIL, War, ww3

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a turkey attacking American troops with American weapons in the Middle East? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got turkeys armed to the beak with diamond swords ready to start WW3 in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of turkey shenanigans. Who knew gobblers could be so dangerous? Join now before the feathers start flying!

ScareCraft: Nightmare Jobs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, the most terrifying job is… being the designated chicken wrangler! That’s right, these feathered fiends are not your average cluckers – they will stop at nothing to overthrow you and take control of the server. Can you handle the pressure of keeping these rebellious fowl in line?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. That’s right, not only will you have to battle this fearsome beast, but you’ll also have to endure his terrible puns and dad jokes. Can you defeat him without dying of laughter?

Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just remember, the chickens are watching… always watching.

PowerOutageCraft Minecraft Server

blackout, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, Electricity Supply, emergency response, geopolitical tensions, humanitarian crisis, infrastructure damage, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, Minecraft, northern Ukraine, power grid, power outage, PowerOutageCraft, russian aggression, Russian strikes, Server, Ukraine crisis, War, war zone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Potions Brewed:	76	Votes:	7321
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only strikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about power outages, we have unlimited virtual power to keep the fun going 24/7! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual russia without the political drama. join now and experience the chaos and mayhem in the best way possible – through blocks and pixels!

SlovakCraft: Orbán’s Moscow Adventure

Adventure, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign affairs, friendship, Government, international relations, leadership, Meeting, Moscow, Orbans, Partnership, Politics, prime minister, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, solidarity, Statement, travel, Viktor Orbán, Visit

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	106
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	6809	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the prime minister of Slovakia wishes he could play with us instead of hanging out with Viktor Orbán in Moscow! We’re so lit even politicians wanna ditch their boring meetings to build epic castles and mine for diamonds with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from creepers and plot world domination. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now before the prime minister changes his mind and tries to steal our diamonds!

Ex-MineCraft Lovebirds

advice, Attorneys, Clients, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Court, Divorce, divorce lawyers, ExMineCraft, Family Law, grateful partners, Legal, lovebirds, Marriage, marriage partners, mediation, messed up relationships, relationships, separation, Support, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Potions Brewed:	114
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our server where we have divorce lawyers falling in love with each other because they’ve seen some crazy relationships that make them thankful for their own partners! watch as they build houses together and mine for diamonds while discussing the wildest divorce cases they’ve ever seen. you won’t find a more entertaining group of players on any other server. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the drama and chaos of divorce lawyers navigating their own relationships in the world of minecraft? join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

GoldenAge Servers presents: The Upside-Down Minecraft Experience – SkyGrid Edition

Babric Mods, Banks, better than adventure, Business, community event, Discord, Edition, exclusive, Experience, Goldenage, GoldenAge Servers., History, Hosted, Launch Trailer, Minecraft, mutual trust, player, Presents, PvE, Real life replication, Server, Servers, Skygrid, Skygrid event, UpsideDown, Website, whitelist only

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1657
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

GoldenAge SMP

Server Info
Server Type	SMP
Version	Better Than Adventure! 7.1 w/ Babric Mods
Whitelist	Exclusive whitelist-only

Overview

The do whatever, be whatever serverest 3/26/24

This server is an exclusive whitelist-only SMP that relies completely on mutual trust between player and server. We are attempting a real life replication, with business, banks, history. If that is something you would be interested in, consider joining us!

Public Community Event

We’re hosting a public community event, the only one that will ever happen on our server! Join our Skygrid event by joining the Discord below to stay posted. It’s happening in 7 days!

No whitelisting required!

Skygrid Launch Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSFUi2BxnlI

Website: https://goldenage-smp.org/

Discord: https://discord.gg/wSyTHZuJhQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist-only?	Yes, the server is exclusive whitelist-only.
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs Better Than Adventure! 7.1 with Babric Mods.
What is the theme of the server?	The server attempts a real life replication with elements like business, banks, and history.
Is there a public community event happening?	Yes, there is a Skygrid event happening in 7 days. Join the Discord to stay updated.

FlatEarthCraft – The Most Square Minecraft Server

alternative beliefs, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, debunking myths, Earth’s shape, flat earth, FlatEarthCraft, global conspiracy, hidden agenda., Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, pseudoscience, psychological manipulation, questioning authority, science denial, Scientific consensus, Scientific evidence, Server, skepticism, societal control, Square, truth seekers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you manage to find it, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and serenade you with their beautiful bleats.

So why does this psyop exist, you ask? Well, the point is simple – to provide the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

CraftyEcon Minecraft Server

CraftyEcon, demographic expansion, Doki incident, Economic timing, industry anchor, industry challenges, industry control, industry demographics, industry growth, industry growth strategies, Japanese audience, JP market, market timing, Minecraft, Nijikeks, Server, virtual concert, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, Vtubers, weak expo showing, yen value

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2538
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of the boring real world economy? Come join our Minecraft server where the Yen is booming and the Doki-incident never happened! Our virtual economy is thriving and there’s plenty of room for growth and expansion.

Forget about watching vtubers in Japan, come join our server where you can become a virtual superstar yourself! The Doki thing, the concert, and the weak showing at the expo are all just distant memories in our Minecraft world.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a thriving virtual economy and become a virtual sensation. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and excitement in our Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BroSquad Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, BroSquad, Communication Issues, defending myself, disrespectful behavior., emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, emotional outbursts., family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, keeping the peace, Minecraft, Self Respect, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, standing up for myself, toxic behavior

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to emotional ticking time bombs and defending yourself against immature ants disguised as siblings.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your argument skills and show off your emotional maturity (or lack thereof). Don’t worry about keeping the peace, because here, we encourage you to stir up some drama and let it all out.

So, if you’re tired of being the target of family events and want to unleash your inner badass, join our server now! Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate family drama warrior. Let’s see if you’re the real asshole or just a misunderstood hero in this crazy Minecraft world.

ExHubExposedLOL

behavior teaching, children, Communication, Confrontation, custody, dishonesty, emergency, ex husband, ExHubExposedLOL, flexibility, Honesty, lying.., parenting, Priorities, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, schedule changes, seizure disorder, special needs, vacation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	804
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s secret vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Our server is like co-parenting with your ex on steroids. You never know what surprises await you, just like finding out your ex-husband was actually at the bar instead of on an oil rig. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to confront your ex in front of all his friends, just like in real life. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent about your ex’s lies while building your dream castle.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than co-parenting with your ex, come join us! Who knows, you might even find some new friends who understand the struggles of dealing with a dishonest ex.

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Alternative, erotic literature, Erotica, fantasies, fantasy scenarios, Fap, FapCraft, imagination, intimate moments, Masturbation, Minecraft, non-pornographic stimuli, personal satisfaction, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-exploration, sensual images, Server, sexual desires, sexual release, solo play

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us if you want to fap to the most epic builds and creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Our players have taken building to a whole new level, with structures so magnificent they’ll make you forget all about traditional porn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Fap Olympics”, where players compete in building challenges that will test your creativity and speed like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your fapping skills in this epic competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and experience a whole new world of fapping fun!

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