and get this, we got this one player who built a replica of the White House, but with a twist. instead of Trump, we got a giant chicken as the president. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we plan to, like, take over the Gaza Strip in Minecraft? yeah, Trump himself said he’s gonna lead the charge and he might even use American troops. it’s gonna be, like, the biggest battle in Minecraft history, bro.
so, if you wanna be part of this epic adventure and witness the craziest shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
Join our server if you’re self conscious about your building skills because here, we only accept the most derpy and ridiculous creations. In fact, the more wonky and off-kilter your builds are, the better!
We have a legendary story of a player who accidentally built a giant chicken instead of a castle and now it’s our server mascot. So if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t worry – we embrace the weird and wacky here.
Come join us for a good time, a lot of laughs, and some truly unforgettable Minecraft moments. Who knows, you might even become the next accidental chicken builder legend!
| Located in | Chicago, USA |
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| [🧨] PvP and griefing | Permitted. No land claims or land protect. |
| [💻] Stable server performance | |
| [🌎] No world resets | Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have. |
| [🍪] Quality of life changes | Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed. |
| [‼️] Effective anticheat | Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to maintain server performance. |
| [🚫] No features | No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. |
Straight Up has migrated to a new IP address: play.straightupminecraft.com
StraightUp now operates on Pufferfish, a high-performance fork of Paper. Expect improved performance, including faster chunk loading, and less strain on the server from mob pathfinding.
No, land claims or land protection is not allowed on Straight Up. It is an anarchy server where PvP and griefing are permitted.
Straight Up does not have world resets. The server prides itself on maintaining the same world without resets.
Straight Up has an effective anti-cheat system to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.
Patch Notes (7.05) include updates like pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk.
Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all!
And don’t miss our Moonfire Faire event from August 8th to August 26th, where you can battle giant creepers and ride dragons.
Join our meetups, like the CC Meetup where we discuss the best way to build a castle out of diamond blocks. Or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup where you can team up with your Minecraft twin to take down other players.
Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the blocky adventures begin!
Join us if you want to experience coding in Minecraft like never before. Our players don’t just build houses and farms, they build entire functioning computers and program robots to do their bidding. Who needs redstone when you have actual lines of code running the show?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship-It-Or-Die challenge. Every week, players must come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous product ideas, code them into existence, and ship them out to the rest of the server. Failure to do so results in being banished to the dreaded “Bug Island” where you must survive on nothing but stale bread and expired milk.
So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of Minecraft gameplay and coding creativity, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to code and ship like a pro!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!
Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!
So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!