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The Secret Mine by CraftyPlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Crops Grown:	7251	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is a total circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely of TNT just for the fun of it. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, like the guy who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times or the player who communicates only in meows.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block guarded by a horde of angry llamas.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Disturbia Anarchy

Anarchy, anarchy survival wasteland fortresses enemies alliances lawless trust betrayal epic battles factions lone wolf canvas chaos bold thrive player-driven empire hidden domination, Cross-Play, PvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	521645
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Towns Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	244

Enter the Chaos: The Ultimate Anarchy Server

Step into a world where there are no rules, no limits, and no second chances—just pure survival in a player-driven wasteland. Build hidden fortresses, outwit your enemies, or create shifting alliances in a lawless land where trust is rare, and betrayal is everywhere. Our never-resetting map tells the story of every epic battle and crumbled empire, ensuring your mark on the world lasts forever. Whether you dominate as a lone wolf or rise with a faction, this server is your canvas for chaos. Join now and prove you have what it takes to thrive where only the bold survive.

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Ideal Husband Minecraft Server

Appearance, characteristics, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, dream man, husband, ideal, ideal husband, looks, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Perfect Match, Personality, Qualities, relationship goals, Server, soulmate, Spouse, Thoughts, Trust

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of searching for the perfect partner in real life? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can design your dream husband from scratch! From his pixelated hair to his blocky abs, you have full control over creating the man of your dreams. Plus, he’ll never leave the toilet seat up or forget your anniversary because, well, he’s not real! Join our server now and start building your virtual happily ever after.

Dom’sRandomMinecraft SMPAdventure

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: Dom, the infamous llama king, has taken over the server and is demanding all players bow down to him. Will you join forces with him and become his loyal llama subjects? Or will you rise up against him and lead the rebellion to overthrow his fluffy tyranny?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow sheepicorn! Legend has it that whoever captures this mythical creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to find and tame the sheepicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, blame everything on Dom. It’s always his fault, trust us.

The roof

Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Community, Crafting, danger, Economy, Exploration, Factions, freedom, Griefing, Hardcore, player-driven economy, PvP, Raiding, Rebellion, revolution, rules-free, Sandbox, Survival, Unpredictable, Wild

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	3181

“Enter a wild anarchy world with no rules, player-driven economy, and endless chaos! IP: mc.upaa.co”

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Hidden Server Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Hidden Server, minecraft server, Pirate, Private, PvP, Server with people, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	133	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Server with people

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Tajik Trolls Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Central Asia, China, Chinese Tajiks, citizenship, culture, Diversity, Ethnic Relations, Geopolitics, History, Identity, loyalty, Minecraft, minority group, nationalism, Nationality, patriotism, Server, Tajik, Tajikistan, tajiks, Trolls, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us and become part of a community where Chinese Tajiks reign supreme, showing off their patriotism in the most epic ways possible. We’ve got Uyghurs shaking in their virtual boots as they witness the glory of our Tajik players.

But that’s not all! Our server is so insane that even the Tajiks in Afghanistan and Tajikistan are jealous of the fun we’re having. They wish they could teleport into our world and join in on the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a virtual adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary Chinese Tajik hero of Minecraft!

/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP

Angeles, Angels, Baseball Cards, cattle rustling, collectors, CRAWFORD, Cubs, debauchery, dodger, Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC, dodgers, Dodgers adding Snell, Doping, Edition, Edman, Edwoman, fund, giants, Hedge, Heebachi, Kansas City Queens, LHP Kikuchi, LLC, LOS, Los Angeles Edition, managers, Minecraft, minor leaguer, MLB, OHTANI, Ohtani’s exposed penis, rare baseball card, RAYS, Recker gang bang club FC, retiré, sailors death, Sheenynaga, smp, stadium decision

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!

SMP Templars

Auctions, Biomes, Challenges, Cosmetics, Domain, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Holograms, Jobs, Kingdom, Kits, Leaderboards, Menus, mobs, Pets, protection systems, PvE, PvP, Quests, Shops, Skills, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Void Gems Collected:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Templarios.holy.gg invites you to join an epic kingdom inspired by the mythical Order of the Templars, where adventure, strategy and community come together to create a unique experience. With over 70 quests, custom biomes, exclusive enchantments, and a world full of custom mobs and challenges, every corner is designed to challenge your skills. Customize your experience with interactive menus, tool skins, and cosmetics as you explore dungeons, build your domain, or compete on leaderboards. Enjoy advanced features such as protection systems, dynamic economy, shops, auctions and jobs to boost your progress. Plus, with pets, holograms, kits, and special effects, every player can stand out in the vast world of Templarios.holy.gg. Build your legacy and defend the kingdom with honor!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Entertainment, Fromsoft, fromsoft games, games, Gaming, hololive, Hololive members, LOSE, members, Minecraft, mori, News, PALS, PERMS, PIXEL, pokemon, pokemon games, Server, soon, Stream, streaming, SUCKS, unavailable, unavailable games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of not being able to play your favorite games because of some silly restrictions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can play all the Fromsoft and Pokemon games you want, without any pesky bans or limitations!

Join us and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. We have Hololive members streaming live from our server, battling it out in epic PvP matches and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Who needs Fromsoft and Pokemon games when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this crazy adventure. Join our server now and let the madness begin!