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FingerlessCraft2021

American population, average number of fingers, body parts, comparison, data analysis, Decrease, demographic shift, FingerlessCraft2021, Fingers, hand count, Hands, July 3rd, July 5th, national average, numerical data, Population, statistical prediction, statistics, trend, US

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

Ethereal Guardian 1.20

collaboration, Community, Dedication, DEFEND, digital influencers, Entertainment, Ethereal, fanbase, guardian, guardian angel, hololive, loyalty, Online Community, phase connect, Protection, recognition, Selfless act, Support, Talents, virtual idols, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9010
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the guardian angel of Hololive, protecting those virtual idols like a boss. And get this, they don’t even ask for anything in return, no collabs or recognition needed. Talk about selfless, am I right? So come join us and be part of this epic community that’s got Hololive’s back 24/7. Let’s defend those virtual idols together, fam!

HubbyCraft Minecraft Server

baby, best for the baby, geek, Gender Roles, HubbyCraft, husband, in joke, JOKE, Marriage, match made in heaven, Minecraft, parents, Pregnancy, serious, Server, speeches, standing their ground, traditional household, Trans, view of man and woman, Wife

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	6030
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of traditional households and ready to embrace your inner geek? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where jokes are taken to the extreme and gender roles are thrown out the window.

Imagine a server where you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s the wife, the husband, or even the pregnant husband! Embrace your unique sense of humor and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and acceptance.

Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life, especially when it comes to in-jokes with your significant other. Stand your ground and be a part of a community that celebrates individuality and creativity.

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that being different is what makes us special. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pregnant husband of your own to share jokes with!

CreeperControl911

animal control, animal control warning, Community Rules, CreeperControl911, dog behavior, leash laws, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborhood disputes, pet aggression, pet behavior, pet boundaries, pet containment, pet control, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet roaming, pet safety, property boundaries, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3635
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take neighborly disputes to a whole new level! Join us in our virtual court where you can unleash your fury on pesky neighbors and their unruly dogs.

Imagine a world where you can chase away dogs, yell at neighbors, and even call animal control all from the comfort of your own blocky home. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your frustrations in a fun and interactive way.

And don’t worry about proof or consequences – in our world, you can deliver warnings and document everything with just a few clicks. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement right here in Minecraft?

So come join us and show those virtual neighbors who’s boss. Who knew that a simple game could provide so much entertainment and satisfaction? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

LostInLife30 Minecraft SMP

advice, Career Advice, feeling behind, goal-setting, life advice, life goals, LostInLife30, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, seeking guidance, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, success mindset, Time management

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

OMG, so like, if you’re feeling old and crusty at 30, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who can speak English.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party where all the mobs were dancing to dubstep. It was lit, bro. And then, I found a secret portal that led me to a dimension where pigs could fly and cows could do backflips.

So yeah, if you want to escape the boring real world and enter a realm of pure chaos and fun, join our Minecraft SMP now! Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

CraftyPositiveVibes

Confidence, CraftyPositiveVibes, personal growth, positivity, self appreciation, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-affirmation, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-validation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9478
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of all the haters and negativity in your life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be your true fabulous self! We have unicorns roaming the lands, flying pigs as your loyal companions, and a secret dance party every night in the enchanted forest. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock unlimited pizza delivery for life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your awesomeness shine bright like a diamond (or a block of obsidian, whatever floats your boat)!

CraftyPutinWarFun

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinWarFun, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic pressure, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, Ukraine, united states, War, world news

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5318
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

so, liek, u kno how trump and putin r liek bffs but also not bffs? well, trump was all liek “yo putin, stop bein a jerk in ukraine or else imma slap u with sum new sanctions, bro” and putin was all liek “nah man, imma do what i want” and trump was all liek “dude, ur bein ridiculous” and putin was all liek “no u” and then they had a pillow fight but with nukes instead of pillows.

anyways, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we have the most epic battles and drama that even trump and putin would be jealous of. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits on ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s show trump and putin how real wars are fought in minecraft.

Camel Milk Crafters

alternative milk, bioactive peptides, bovine milk, Camel, camel milk, comparison, Crafters, dairy, digestion, Edith Cowan University, enzymes, findings, gastrointestinal health, gut health, health benefits, hypoallergenic, immune system, milk, Natural, Nutrient-Rich, Peptides, research, study

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Void Gems Collected:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Votes:	7370

come join our minecraft server and experience the wonders of camel milk! our server is filled with bioactive peptides that will make your gut feel like it’s on a luxurious vacation. forget about boring old cow milk, camel milk is where it’s at! protect your gut from harmful enzymes and have the healthiest digestion of your life. join now for a udderly amazing time!

CatCraft

Adult-only, Ashburn, Bluemap, CatCraft, Community planned events, CoordinatesHUD, Creeper Holes, Discord, dyeing, Eastern Seaboard, java, Lgbt, Map, Modpack, quality of life, Survial server, Team events, Uhc, VA, Vanilla, world border expansion

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
New Chunks Explored:	670842	Mines Excavated:	3255
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.

Season Information
Season 1 started on April 4, 2019
Season 2 started in December 2021 with the launch of 1.18
Currently running on version 1.21.4 with a world border set at 16k in every direction
Server hosted in Ashburn, VA

Server Rules
Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Strictly 21+ server, not child friendly. PVP is turned on, play fair. No hacking or unfair advantages. Pranking is fine within reason. Favorite breed of cat required in application. Keep the server neat and tidy. Don’t kill withers in the over-world. “It’s Fine.”

Other Important Details
No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features AFK Detection CoordinatesHUD, Armor Stand Book, and more Custom PVE group boss and dungeons Fast Leaf Decay, Craftable Light Blocks, and more

FAQ
Question	Answer
Is the server child friendly?	No, we are a strict 21+ server and not child friendly.
Can I grief, steal, or use hacks?	No, these actions are strictly prohibited on our server.
What version is the server currently running on?	We are currently running on version 1.21.4
Do you have any custom features?	Yes, we have several custom features such as custom recipes, AFK Detection, and more.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can find more information on our Discord server and submit an application there.

Inferno’s Edge 1.21.2

1.21.2, approach, Attention, BELIEF, caustic personalities, DATING, delusions, edge, Incels, Infernos, irreproachable, lack of self-awareness, Loneliness, Miserable, ONLINE, PITY, psyopped, repellant, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-pity, short guy, single, victim delusions, woe is me

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	206
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ores Mined:	7421

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of self-fulfilling prophecies and caustic personalities! We’ve got incels galore who are convinced they’ll never find love, but hey, that just adds to the fun! You’ll be amazed at the lack of self-awareness and the staggering beliefs these guys hold. Plus, if you’re a short guy, don’t worry – the girls on our server don’t care about height. In fact, they’ve dated guys of all shapes and sizes, so you’ll fit right in! Approach an incel and get ready for some woe-is-me victim delusions that will leave you questioning reality. Who needs love when you’ve got drama like this?

CakeSnatcherCraft

accomplishment, Boundaries, Cake, CakeSnatcherCraft, celebration, Communication, dessert, emotional response, Empathy, family dynamics, family gathering, hurt feelings, personal growth, self compassion, self love, self worth, self-care, Sobriety, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	6843
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	3076
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates your victories, big or small? Look no further than our server, where we throw a party for every little achievement!

Imagine this: you finally build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of, and we throw you a virtual parade complete with fireworks and cake (don’t worry, we won’t let your niece steal the spotlight).

But wait, there’s more! If you hit one year sober like our friend here, we’ll have the whole server singing your praises and cheering you on. And if anyone tries to steal your thunder, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join us for a wild ride of celebrations and support, where even the smallest victories are met with big cheers. And hey, if you need to take your cake and eat it too, we’ve got your back. So come on over and let’s party like it’s block party time!