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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4378 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?