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TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchantments Applied:	268	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	147	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
New Chunks Explored:	442618	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Magic Items Found:	5303	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5659
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	60	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1336	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	259
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5490	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5078

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you hihhulis out there!

Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!

So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Tao’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers are Cute and Villagers are Vicious!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	759750	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up. Our community is made up of the friendliest players you’ll ever meet, who will shower you with gifts and compliments as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cute Tao, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can catch Cute Tao, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’

Adulthood, career paths, economic challenges, FCKED, Financial Stability, Frustration, Full time work, Fun, Future, generational divide, growing up, housing crisis, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, Living at home, madness, MAYHEM, Millennials, Minecraft, parental support, school friends, society, Starting families, Struggle, unemployment

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Animals Bred:	61	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by a bunch of adult babies who still live with their parents? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those losers behind in their childhood bedrooms. On our server, you can build your own virtual empire, start a family of pixelated pigs, and live out your wildest dreams without ever having to worry about real-life responsibilities. So say goodbye to the mama’s boys and daddy’s girls, and come join us for some epic adventures in the world of blocks and creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your old high school classmates whine about their rent-free living arrangements.