Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated world!
One time, a player got so mad after losing a PVP battle that they accidentally punched their computer screen and broke their wrist! But fear not, because on our server, you can rage all you want without any real-life consequences.
We also have a special event every Friday where players can compete in a “Build Battle,” but be warned – the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner Minecraft madness run wild!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our very 1st Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
Are you tired of waiting for the next season of your favorite show? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have our own exclusive “Where is her new season?” series! Join us and embark on a quest to find the elusive new season that everyone is raving about. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden easter eggs revealing the storyline before anyone else!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also battle it out in epic PvP matches where the winner gets to decide the fate of the next season. Will it be a romantic comedy or a gritty crime drama? The choice is yours!
So why wait for that new season to drop when you can create your own on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the adventure begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to explode your mind! Literally, we have TNT everywhere, so watch out for unexpected explosions around every corner.
Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of cake (don’t worry, it’s creeper-proof!). Our server is a magical place where you can mine diamonds with a magic wand and fight off evil mobs with a pet dragon by your side.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest creature in all of Minecraft…the one and only Pink Sheep! Legend has it that if you capture and ride the Pink Sheep, you’ll gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Sound too crazy to be true? Well, that’s because it probably is, but hey, anything is possible on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest Minecraft server out there. Boom!
Are you ready to experience a Minecraft server so wild, you’ll question reality itself? Our server is inhabited by flat women who are ready to steal your v-card and make your wildest dreams come true. Sure, they may not have much in the chest or booty department, but their hearts are as deep as the void in the Nether. Join us for a unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Grab onto your seat (and maybe a flat woman) and join us today!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time itself.
Once upon a time, there was a player who did nothing but support his favorite Minecraft YouTuber, his “oshi” if you will. Little did he know, the other players on the server were secretly jealous of his undying loyalty. So they banned him! Can you believe it? The poor guy just wanted to show some love and got kicked to the curb for it.
But fear not, dear player, for on this server, we welcome all you crazy stans with open arms. In fact, we encourage you to shout your love from the mountaintops (or, you know, in the chat box). Because here, we believe in freedom of expression, even if that expression is just a bunch of heart emojis and “notice me senpai” messages.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing you’ll be banned for is NOT being a super fan of your favorite Minecraft influencer. Let your stan flag fly high, my friends! Let’s show the world that love knows no bounds, even in the virtual realm.
A: We are looking for active, long-term players over the age of 15. You need to apply and be approved through our whitelist system.
Q: Is the map reset regularly?
A: No, the map has been active since 2019 and will not be reset. Your builds are safe and permanent.
Q: What kind of events are held on the server?
A: We have occasional events like jeopardy nights, build contests, and sports activities such as the Memelands olympics. These events are scheduled to accommodate players from different time zones.
Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?
A: Basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment. Respect other players and their builds.
Q: How is the server managed financially?
A: The server is largely owned and run by the community. Financing is done through donations and important decisions are made through community voting.
Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the villagers break out into dance parties every time you approach them? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild and wacky circus on steroids!
Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas or a giant tower made entirely out of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that offer valuable advice on how to survive in the wilderness.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a group of deranged cows roaming the land, armed with swords and a thirst for revenge against anyone who dares to challenge their bovine supremacy.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and possibly your sanity), then join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re more dangerous than they look. 😉
