| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
|---|---|
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land or protect my builds? | No, land claims or protection plugins are not available on the server. |
| Are world resets common? | No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding. |
| What changes are made to gameplay? | Minor quality of life changes like obtaining player heads by killing players and using cookies to prevent phantom spawning without moving your bed. |
| Are there any teleportation commands? | No, commands like /tpa, /warp, and /home are not available on the server. |
| Is there an economy system? | No, the server strives to provide a true vanilla survival experience without currency, factions, or economy plugins. |
We got creepers dropping sick beats, zombies dancing like there’s no tomorrow, and skeletons trying to breakdance (spoiler alert: they suck at it).
If you want to experience the ultimate musical Minecraft madness, then come join us on this server! Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!
Our SUV can only fit five players, but who cares? Let’s CRAM four people in the back without seatbelts because saving $50 on a parking pass is totally worth it! Who needs laws when you can have FUN, amirite?
Don’t be a party pooper like the OP in this story, come join us and live life on the edge! We don’t care about tickets or safety, we just want to have a wild time in Minecraft! Plus, we have unemployed players who will do anything to save a few bucks, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy ride!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s see how many players we can fit in a single car! It’s gonna be a bumpy, law-breaking, seatbelt-less adventure that you’ll never forget!
Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone! 🎢
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships in Minecraft…
Once upon a time, there was a player named Mike (19m) who thought he could get away with giving hickeys to another player named Sarah (21f) on a dare. But little did he know, his ex-girlfriend (19f) found out and decided to team up with Sarah to expose his scandalous deeds!
But wait, there’s more! Mike’s friends knew about his hickey-giving ways and didn’t say a word to his ex-girlfriend. Talk about betrayal in the world of blocks and mobs!
So, if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hotter than a blaze in the Nether, then this is the place for you! Join now and witness the craziest love triangle in Minecraft history unfold before your very eyes! 💔🔥🤣
Remember, on this server, the only thing more explosive than TNT is the gossip! 💣🙊🤪
We have a secret underground bunker where we hold our meetings and plan world domination (in Minecraft of course). Plus, our currency is diamonds so you can literally be rolling in riches.
And get this, the president of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat. He’s super wise and gives the best advice, like “always carry a bucket of lava for emergencies”.
So come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Who needs real life when you can rule a virtual world with your blocky buddies? Let’s goooooooo!
Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the secret Russian spy US President plot that our players have concocted. Will you be the one to expose the double agent in our virtual White House?
But be warned, the CIA and NSA have been known to lurk in our server, monitoring every move and trying to crack the case themselves. Can you outsmart the government agencies and become the ultimate Minecraft detective?
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a thrilling adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of redstone magic. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the Russian spy US President scandal!
also, rumor has it that this server is haunted by a ghost pig. yeah, u heard me right. a ghost pig. apparently, it’s been haunting players for years, stealing their diamonds and laughing maniacally. u gotta join this server just to see if u can catch a glimpse of this spooky piggy.
oh, and did i mention that this server has a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s like a llama mafia down there. they run the show, man. u gotta join this server just to see these fancy llamas strutting their stuff.
so, what r u waiting for? join this crazy minecraft server now and uncover all the weirdness that awaits u. who knows what other bizarre things u might find!
IP: brailleghostpig.llamacity.About.lolzy