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American Confusion Minecraft Server

American, American identity crisis, AMERICANS, changing dynamics, confusion, decline of power, emerging powers, foreign policy, funny, geopolitical landscape, Global influence, global perspective, global power shift, hegemonic superpower, international relations, Minecraft, perspective shift, Server, shifting balance of power, superpower status, Understanding, united states, World Order, world politics

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mines Excavated:	2850
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos as Americans struggle to come to terms with the fact that they’re not the top dog anymore! Watch as they build monuments to their former glory, only to have them destroyed by players from other countries. It’s a hilarious battle of egos that you won’t want to miss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cheeseburgers and freedom fries for all our players. Come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

all black everything, Black, Black beauty, black fashion, black is beautiful, black outfit, black style, blackbeauty, chic, classic, Dark, elegance, fashion, glamour, Minecraft, monochrome, Mysterious, Sleek, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Stunning, stylish, Timeless

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	6096	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

PeakMaturityCraft

Character development, defining maturity, emotional intelligence, inner peace, life experiences, peak maturity, PeakMaturityCraft, personal development, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-fulfillment, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	2942	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

assistance program, bilateral relations, collaboration, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic recovery, european union, financial aid, financial support, foreign assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Partnership, Reconstruction, restoration, Server, SwissCraft, switzerland, Ukraine

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	158	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	157	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Animals Bred:	155	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, freedom, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iraq, Isis, Israel, Kidnapped, MIDDLE EAST, rescue mission, rescue operation, rescued, survivor, Terrorism, War, WOMAN, Yazidi

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	4572
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

adverse childhood experiences, Adversity, Childhood, childhood adversity, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, childhood trauma effects, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug response, drug sensitivity, drug tolerance, emotional resilience., mental health, mental health impacts, Meth, methamphetamine, resilience, resistant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, trauma effects

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, CHAPTER 62, comedy, FANTASY, isekai, Isekai Ojisan, japanese, light novel, Mabel fix, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga translation, manga updates, Minecraft, Ojisanchads, Otaku, PIXEL, Portal, Server, translation, Web Novel

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Star Shards Collected:	86
Love Letters Sent:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5147	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Potions Brewed:	91
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Divine Spears Created:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

body awareness, Body language, body positivity, body signals, health, listen to your body, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-care, self-care routine, smp, SoreMuscleNeedsRest, wellness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Potions Brewed:	42
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!