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USBcraft Minecraft Server

American, American humor, American ingenuity, American technology, Computer, data storage, Great, humor, innovation, invention, Minecraft, sarcasm, Server, Technology, technology humor, Usa, usb, USB development, USB drive, USB history, USB invention, USBcraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and mind-boggling mysteries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Disco Sheep, who throws the most lit parties this side of the blocky universe. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch as the Disco Sheep busts out some killer moves that will leave you in awe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the answer to the age-old question: “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?”

Crimson Dawn

Economy, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Void Gems Collected:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4694	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Is a brand new server we are looking for staff and an active player base! Join now bring your friends while the server is fresh!

51.79.58.29:25589

JeriCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

JeriCraft is a semi-hardcore SMP server with a focus on Slimefun, Economy, Jobs, mcMMO, Seasons, MythicMobs and more!

We are a small, tight-knit gaming community, consisting of professional staff and mature members who want to have fun (chatting and banter) while gaming, where taking part is just as important as winning. JeriCraft thrives on the quality of its members. It is, therefore, our mission to sustain and promote good gaming, loyalty and honesty in the lives of gamers all over the world. We plan to achieve this mission, primarily, by allowing members to play in a competitive yet friendly environment. Through these interactions, we hope to give our members a sense of belonging, while also promoting governance. We believe that in doing so, we are helping members to achieve their highest potential in-game and in life. Our staff are committed volunteers who provide support to our members anytime it is needed. Our philosophy: Maturity, Professionalism, Brotherhood and Friendship.

We don’t have years of conversation to fill a ton of digital pages as we’re a relatively new community, but we have a lot to offer, and a lot more to come. We currently have 1 permanently operational SMP server with a 16k x 16k world border and a wonderful community Discord Server that boasts our open community forum that provides a platform-focused dialogue on gamers worldwide. So feel free to check in, have a look around, introduce yourself and even join in our shenanigans!

Server IP: jericraftmc.net

jericraftmc.net

ChaosRAGE

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

A small and chill server where the only rules are no cheating. What i mean by cheating is hacking using bugs or duping. We allow griefing, killing, raiding and spamming chat. Minecraft got a built in mute system so you just press P to mute someone you think is annoying. We got a custom currency system on the server that uses coin tokens and dragon eggs. Coin tokens are you able to get in many different ways and we add more ways to get them to try and help making it feel less grinding.

– If you wanna live peacefully 20 mil blocks away go for it. – Wanna pvp with custom god items mabey /warp pvp or warzone is for you. – Wanna farm and become the richest player go for it bc with 30×30 mil world borders in all dimensions you will find some where to stay.

ChaosRAGE.minehut.gg

SoCal Minecraft Vanilla Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5864

Minecraft Vanilla Survival Mode Friendly server for builders

Fast ping in California area as well as west coast.

vanilla2.socalminecraft.com

Anteiku Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8896	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

[NEW RELEASED 1.20.1 CLASSIC PRISON SERVER!]

Anteiku Prison is a PERFECT mix of the Classic, Grinding, Prison Play Style, With A Hint of Custom Features To Keep You Playing!! Features: – Custom Crates – Balanced Custom Enchants – Mob Arena – Hourly King of The Hill – Envoys – Donor Ranks

If You Are Looking For That Classic Prison That You Can Grind Until The Top, WIth Active and Dedicated Staff, Anteiku Prison Is The Server For You!

mc.anteikuprison.scalacubes.xyz

Polocraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

We welcome you to our server, we are open 24 hours for you! You can enter using the IP address mc.polocraft.net from any Java version from 1.8.8 onwards, survival mode based on version 1.18. Minecraft server since 2015. IP: mc.polocraft.net (from 1.8 – 1.20) IP Bedrock: mc.polocraft.net Puerto: 19132 Forum: https://polocraft.net/forum

mc.polocraft.net

BambooMc

Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

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Are you looking for a nice server where you can play Minecraft with friends?

Then look no further and quickly join BambooMc. We have everything you are looking for:

◇ friendly staff ◇ nice and friendly group of players ◇ pleasant moments ◇ and much more

Would you like to play on the server? Then don’t wait any longer and join the server

play.bamboomc.nl

Colonies Universalis

Economy, Factions, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Colonies Universalis offers a small humble community where players could make their own towns and compete to be the greatest colony out there. Though the server is very peaceful, you can make it violent by partaking in diplomacy with other colonies to go to war with them and subjugate them.

coloniesuniversalis.kinetichosting.gg

TWS – SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

If creativity and community building interest you, this is the place for you! Join the survivor community and create unique structures on our survival server! PoweredUP SMP -> Auction house, shop, enchantments, grief prevention, mineable spawners, ranks!

smp.twsgames.com:25566

Fact Game

Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to Fact Game minecraft server…!

Supported version: 1.8.x – 1.12 İP : factgame.minecraftoyna.com Discord : https://discord.gg/Rusjqq9kc8 » Skyblock

I hope you have a fun time…

factgame.minecraftoyna.com