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United States of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Animals Bred:	184
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Votes:	7769	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Lucky Blocks R Us

blocks, card games, chance, dice rolling, fate, fortune, Game, game design, gameplay, Gaming, gaming mechanics, long trail tag, luck stat, Lucky, Probability, random events, Risk, rng, statistics, strategy, uncertainty, virtual luck

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ores Mined:	4266
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Potions Brewed:	80	Players Killed by Monsters:	9701
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

aids, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, discrimination, education, FAGGOT, Healthcare, heterosexual, HIV, ignorance, LGBTQ, Misconception, Misinformation, Prevention, proof, sexual health, statistics, Stereotypes, stigma, straight men, Testing, Transmission

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	312992	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Darkness, depression, Despair, helplessness, highway, hopelessness, ISOLATION, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Paved, Recovery, ROAD, seeking help, self harm, Server, Struggle, Suffering, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

Amerimutt, b.., BlockyBustsMC, Bust, BUSTED, Characters, Cum, degrading, fictional, fictional character, Gay, long trail tags, stupid look, tags

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

196255950, Adventure, American, Canada, Crafty, Cum, Cumrades, Edition, mexico, north, previous, salted peanut, Usa

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface

#impatience, anger, anxiety, concern, confusion, Crafty, DESPERATE, Distress, emotional turmoil, exasperation, fear, Frustration, Lost, Mary, McCraftface, missing person, Panic, SEARCHING, stress, Urgency, where are you?, worry

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.

KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

A, b.., Boomers, Dinner, Epstein Island, goy, Hero, Jews, KiwiCraft, lolz, m+, new zealand, NZ Police, NZG, O edition, POL, R A M B O, RAM, roast pumpkin, trial, Twizel salmon, Vaxxed, Zogbots

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

Crafty Harem Adventures

Adventures, alt outfits, Beta, Breakup, college life, confidence boost, coom, covid isolation, Crafty, emotional connection, family problems, harem, harem anime, highschool crush, Jealousy, Lockdown, nudes, perfect man, physical contact, pillow fights, professional athlete, sexual tension, threesome porn

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Towns Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join right away:

> So, imagine being a total beta during high school, but then meeting a girl named Mary who is just too cool to handle. She’s introverted, wears alt outfits, and is overall smoking hot. But wait, she has a boyfriend for 2 years already, so you just stay friends.

> Fast forward to college, where Mary and her childhood friend Rachel become your besties. Mary nudges you and Rachel into getting together, and things start to get wild. When covid hits, you practically move in with them and things escalate quickly.

> Mary breaks up with her cheating boyfriend, and the three of you become inseparable. Pillow fights, sleepovers, and jokes about sharing you become the norm. And let’s not forget the part where Mary compares her skills to Rachel’s in a very intimate discussion.

> But wait, it gets even crazier! Mary eventually moves back to your hometown and gets with a professional athlete who is a total jerk. Jealousy, drama, and a whole lot of tension ensue.

So, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story, then join us now! Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in our server? Don’t miss out on the fun!

Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server

Access, ANONYMOUS, Availability, Bookworms, CONTENT, Digital, geo-blocked, Help, location, Manga, manga access, manga app, manga platform, manga reader, manga site, Minecraft, ONLINE, query, question.., reading, region locked, Restricted, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4771	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Items Found:	6003	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!

BUILD, Commute, Development, efficiency, Elon, Engineering, Fast, Faster, futuristic, Futuristic technology, futuristic transportation, GROUNDBREAKING, high-speed travel, high-tech, Hyperloop, HyperloopCraft, Infrastructure, innovation, Musk, progress, rapid transit, speed of light, Transportation, travel, work

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	6876	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can travel at the speed of light just like the Hyperloop! Join us and suck my dick and balls as you explore our mind-blowing world filled with unicorns and rainbow-colored creepers. Why walk when you can teleport to different dimensions and ride dragons to battle evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft god on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!