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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5896 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are always dancing and the zombies have impeccable fashion sense! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for rare items. Don’t worry, they only spit at you if you try to haggle too much.
So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llama black markets and flying pigs?
