| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4714 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2824 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 561864 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1747 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4029 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Animals Bred: | 131 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 3873 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1816 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.
join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8519 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6232 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?
Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 6534 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5767 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 327 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9154 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 424 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4278 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Join our server and become part of the wackiest community in all of Minecraft. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and they are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Want to join their llama dance party? Just ask nicely and they might let you in!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have taken over the village and are now ruling with an iron beak. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim the village for the players?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this porky prize?
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics and outrageous stories await you!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3786 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5792 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1354 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!
so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1258 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 233 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 565 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.
our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.
so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8463 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 182563 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 427 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Overview | Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks). |
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| Server Online | Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days. |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel. |
| What is the scale of the Earth on the server? | The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks. |
| How often does the server restart? | The server restarts every 1-3 days. |
| Where can I find more information? | You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6238 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4960 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re a brave adventurer in a land full of mysteries and dangers. But wait, there’s a twist! The only way to survive is to convince a woman in the west that she can’t go to the authorities for help. Why, you ask? Because in our world, women hold all the power and can destroy companies, industries, and lives with just a word. It’s a wild ride of intrigue and deception as you navigate this topsy-turvy world where the damsel in distress is actually the one calling the shots.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about human trafficking. Will you uncover the truth behind the women who sell their own bodies to fund their own lifestyles, or will you be swept up in a whirlwind of mystery and intrigue? Join us and find out!
