American Culture MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

sugar-free bread, cunts, Clapping, american culture, Kids

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

American Craft Minecraft Server

united states, love, american culture, America, American spirit

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

This is Craftica Minecraft Server

society, Server, united states, Politics, Usa

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it actually made their computer explode! True story.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. Legend has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

Oh, and did I mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? It’s a blast! Just be careful not to get too close or you might lose a limb.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. This is America, baby!

Short Kings Minecraft Server

Stereotypes, self worth, discrimination, global perspectives, Masculinity

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Blocky Violence Minecraft Server

memes, discrimination, Stereotypes, Server, cultural values

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where disloyal wives and whoring are not only accepted, but encouraged! Are you tired of boring old servers where loyalty is praised? Well, look no further because on our server, infidelity is the name of the game!

Join us for epic adventures where you can apologize for your 12/60 meams in the most outrageous ways possible. Build a monument to your unfaithful ways or create a pixel art masterpiece dedicated to your favorite scandalous meme.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From wife-swapping parties to scandalous treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner wild child run free on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew being disloyal could be so much fun?

Tea Time Minecraft Server

boiling water, tea time, tea preparation, heating water, tea brewing methods

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

go home, skip class, Average American, putting stickers on signs, Minecraft

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

2000s technology, Technology, Digital Media, obsolete technology, audio devices

Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

YankeeDoodleDont

foreign viewpoint, american culture, cultural shock, foreign perspective, American customs

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Green Day Update: American Idiot

Music (Industry), social media, green day, Green.., modern society

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.