American Conservatives MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Libs Owned, Blocks Built!

blocks, built, right-wing humor, political identity, liberalism critique

Welcome to a Minecraft server that’s wilder than a herd of chickens on caffeine! Forget your boring old survival games; here, we’ve got the wildest, most outrageous reasons for you to grab a pickaxe and join the blocky fun.

The Great Redstone Rebellion: Join a faction of rebels who have declared war on overcomplicated redstone contraptions! Build the most utterly nonsensical machines that serve no purpose other than making everyone laugh. Will your "Auto-Pet a Pig" machine be the next big hit or the most ridiculous mistake this side of the Nether?
Free Ice Cream for All… If You Can Find It: Legend has it that a long-lost ice cream vendor is hidden deep within our server, offering ice cream flavored with the essence of victory over the world’s most chaotic mobs. But beware! The only way to claim your cone is by defeating the legendary "Punny Enderman" who tells dad jokes to teleport away from your grasp!
Join My Army of Flying Creepers: Tired of running from creepers? Now, you can fly with them! Enlist in the "Creeper Uprising" and discover the secret realm of Sky Creepers – explosive citizens of the cloud! Will you befriend them or become their next target in an aerial bombardment of laughter?
The Great ‘Owning the Libs’ Olympics: Compete in the most unexpectedly outrageous challenges like “Crafting a Trump Tower Out of Dirt Blocks” or “Survival Challenge: How Long Can You Avoid the Noob with the Wooden Sword?” Impress the judges with your creativity, and maybe you’ll get crowned the Grand Blockhead!
Time-Traveling Steve’s Shop of Absurdities: Our server features an ever-changing store run by a time-traveling Steve who sells bizarre handcrafted items like "Zombified Goldfish" or "Infinity Creeper Voodoo Dolls." Rumor has it, if you collect all the cursed trinkets, you might summon a portal to the Dimension of Lost Heads! Who knows what you’ll find there?
A Chicken Dressed As Uncle Sam: Witness the legendary "Cluckin’ Trump" – a chicken that not only gives out free feathers but also tells you how great you are at mining! Gather around and laugh as it clucks out motivational speeches in Minecraftian that’ll make you feel like the king of the crafting table!

So, if you’re tired of your mundane block-placing routine and want to dive into a world of absurdity, laughter, and pure chaos, join us! Bring your sense of humor, a sturdy sword, and an open mind. The most ridiculous adventures of your blocky life await!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

reddit, American Conservatives, age, Minecraft, Voting

Are you tired of boring old politicians who can barely stand up, let alone run a country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world madness! Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Plus, our server is so wild and crazy that even the most dementia-ridden candidate would feel right at home! So come on down and join the fun – who needs real politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

PsychoCraft: Arousal Agency

agency.., high arousal, psychopathic traits, psychological traits, reduced effect

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Lan-Party-Lowtech

Gaming, Pack, Technology, Survival, Mods

My forge server with a truck ton of mods mainly consisting of exploration stuffs, create and its addons, and farmers delight and its add ons along with a large amount of other stuff like vs2, compute craft, and stuff like biomancy. anyone is welcome and i can help with setting you up if youre struggling. server was orriginally for a group of friends but looking to expand. id love to see more people on and you can download the pack on our discord which is https://discord.gg/djZWMgQZKJ

omega.yamishdoy.com:10100

Craft Bucket

Tpa, Home and Spawn commands, 24/7, Crates, Cross-Play

Survival,No Keep Inventory,Fun,24/7,Shops,Home and Spawn commands,Crossplay and Land Claim,Ranks and Crates,Daily Rewards,Custom Generation,Tpa and Many Plugins.

craftbucket.bounceme.net

Typical SMP

Streamers, Minecraft, Community, Shenanigans, Plugins

Just a Typical SMP.A 1.20.4 survival server. No pay-to-win. No Admin abuse. Just a good old fashioned, mostly vanilla Minecraft server with some useful plugins, sick builds, and an awesome community. It’s 13+ as per Discord’s TOS (as you must join the Discord to be whitelisted). Whether you indulge in chicken-related shenanigans or building flying phallic machines, anyone is welcome.

Streamers are welcome 😀

78.108.218.22:25667

CityCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft City Builder Server

creativity, Sandbox, construction, immersive gameplay, city

Are you tired of boring old city builder games that actually require you to use your brain and manage resources? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your lazy dreams!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without any pesky management tasks getting in your way. Need more resources? Just snap your fingers and they magically appear! Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it, no questions asked!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mayor Bob, who once built an entire city out of nothing but cheese. Legend has it that if you can find Mayor Bob and challenge him to a cheese-building contest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest city building adventure of your life! Who needs management when you have magic and cheese, are we right?

UltraWideCraft Minecraft Server

Technology, Server, UltraWideCraft, Minecraft, monitor opinions

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a flat screen like a peasant? Join our server and experience the next level of immersion with our variable-curve ultrawide monitors! Bend that screen like Beckham and dive headfirst into a world where the pixels are so real, you’ll forget what reality even means. Trust us, once you go curved, you’ll never go back. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself can only be defeated on a monitor curved to a perfect 69-degree angle. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bending your way to victory!

GraveCraft Minecraft Server

final wish, Legacy, Minecraft, planning for death, funeral wishes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against evil creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, your end of life wish can come true! Want to be buried in a tomb made entirely of gold blocks? Done. Prefer to have your ashes scattered in a volcano made of lava? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and let your wildest dreams become a reality!

ChattyCrittersMC

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where animals not only talk, but they also throw the wildest parties! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of chatty pigs show up, inviting you to their underground disco. Trust us, you’ve never seen pigs boogie like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a gang of gossiping chickens who love to spill the tea on all the drama happening in the Minecraft world. Want to know who’s secretly dating who or who stole the last piece of cake? Just ask the chickens and they’ll spill all the juicy details!

And let’s not forget about the wise old cows who hold daily meditation sessions to help players find their inner peace. Need some guidance on your next building project or just want to relax after a long day of mining? The cows have got you covered with their zen vibes and calming moo-sic.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you chat with partying pigs, gossiping chickens, and zen cows all in one place? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!