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ElSalvadorCraft: Deportee Edition
so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, totally off the hook, man. like, you gotta join because we have this crazy story where el salvador is making this “extraordinary” offer to the US about deportees, even american citizens. like, what even is that, right? it’s like a whole new level of wildness. so if you wanna be part of something totally insane and out of this world, join our server now! who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, am i right? let’s get this party started, woohoo! -
CongoCoupCarnage
so, like, imagine if you could join a minecraft server where you can escape from real life drama like three dudes getting sentenced to death in Congo for like, a failed coup or something. like, bruh, that’s some intense stuff, but on our server, you can just chill and build stuff without worrying about getting caught up in any political drama. plus, we have this secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff, so you can be, like, super rich and powerful. join us now and escape the chaos of the real world! -
My Fellow Minecraft SMP Americans, Who Are You in the Upcoming Presidential…
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!Imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself, and declare yourself the supreme ruler of the server without anyone batting an eye. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and claim all the riches for yourself?
So forget about politics and join our Minecraft SMP where the only campaign slogan is “Vote for me or else!” Let the madness begin!
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Kinos for this feel? Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.Join us if you want to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas with lightsabers, and explore a magical land filled with floating islands made of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!
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Therafell
Come in and join exploring the Worlds of Therafell! A new and exciting Minecraft experience with diverse builds and open economy! Get to know the inhabitants and their bounding creativity and kindness! You can sail to the islands of Torredrid and experience a truly gruesome challenge! A new kind of hardcore that will make you wish you had enough golden apples to supply you for your adventures! You can put yourself to the test and push the bounds of your creativity in the world of Springstall, where builders come together to create something magical! Enjoy and spend your time here with a welcoming community, where you can play games, create memories and start friendships! Dominate the economy or build your best structure with an open market! The possibilities are infinite in Therafell, and you can be the one to conquer those possibilities.
join.therafell.world:27278
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Stormy Shelter Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery like no other.Picture this: you’re in a bomb shelter in Israel, contemplating your gender identity while your tits bounce freely. Suddenly, it hits you – you’re actually a man! But wait, there’s more. You’re living a triple life, juggling relationships with Israeli Jews and Palestinian Muslims, all while keeping your true identity hidden. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!
But that’s not all. Imagine running through the battlefield, boobs jiggling, and realizing that you need your body intact to survive the war. It’s a struggle, but hey, you can still be a man! And a pooner, whatever that means.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about yourself, join us now! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and tits – what more could you ask for?
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Dragon Space Ball SMP
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Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops when you defeat them in battle. So if you’re looking to bling out your gear, this is the place to be!
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We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. It’s a wild time, trust us.
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Our server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle that roams the ocean, so you never know where you’ll end up next. It’s like a real-life game of Minecraft meets The Life of Pi.
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The villagers on our server have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers, complete with choreographed dance routines. It’s like living in a Minecraft version of High School Musical.
- We have a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight for 30 seconds. It’s like having your own personal elytra, but way more delicious.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and epic, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!
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Parkour Civilization
Join our recreation of Evbo’s Parkour Civilization as a Noob and make your way to the top! super duper incredible features includes: a very tall temple (hopefully) an active community a lot of parkour ik those are some mind blowing features 24/7 server uptime updates daily java & bedrock 1.8-1.21.4 (or whatever the newest version is) join plz I need to pay the bills
pkciv.org