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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1237 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 864 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4808 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much sugar that they started floating like a helium balloon.
another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers all spoke in riddles and challenged them to a dance-off. let’s just say, the player had some sick moves and won a lifetime supply of enchanted diamonds.
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