America MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Back to America Minecraft Server

Goodbye, Moving, LEAVING, Relocation, Farewell

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our server where you’ll have to navigate through crazy challenges like building a house out of exploding TNT blocks or fighting off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual “Pig Racing Championships” where you can ride on a pig through an obstacle course while being chased by a horde of angry villagers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

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WOP’s Fear Minecraft Server

WOP Red Terror, CEO assassination, Minecraft, afraid, WoPs

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the chaotic world of WOP Red Terror in America! Luigi, the upper middle class assassin from the D.C. suburbs, is causing mayhem and striking fear into the hearts of CEOs everywhere. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back as you navigate through this thrilling adventure. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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Soviet Minecraft SMP Union – Chud Haters

smp, America, hate, discrimination, communism

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things Soviet Union! Why do chuds hate us? Because we’re too busy building glorious communist monuments and spreading love and unity throughout the land. Plus, our server is so diverse, it’s like a melting pot of Euro-Hispano-African goodness. So come join us and experience the true power of the greatest white nation in history – the Soviet Union!

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Which America Are You From Minecraft SMP

Origins, south america, heritage, society, culture

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild west showdown mixed with a futuristic space adventure!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against evil alien invaders, or if you’re ready to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a jungle temple.

We’ve got players from all over the world, including secret agents from Area 51 and cowboys from the wild west. So, which America are you from? Come join us and find out!

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The Fictional SMP Minecraft SMP

Movie, wrong wife, Bro, fictional, Fiction

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where everything is pure fiction! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing till you cry.

Ever wanted to see Hardy have a heart attack and cancel a tour? Or witness a climatic argument that never actually happened? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all, we’ve got Laurel getting ghosted by Hardy negotiating with 20th Century Fox and even the wrong wife thrown into the mix. It’s absolute chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality when you can have pure fiction and hilarity at every turn? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now!

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Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server

SUPREME COURT, Minecraft, Government, liberal, CONSERVATIVE

Are you tired of worrying about Trump taking away your precious pixelated guns in Minecraft? Fear not, for on our server, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of keeping all guns in the virtual world safe and sound! Join us and fight for your right to bear blocky arms in epic battles against creepers and skeletons. Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the gun-toting fun in Minecraft? Join now and let freedom ring…in the form of explosive TNT cannons!

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”>I Can’t President Minecraft Server”

leadership, united states, presidential duties, political commentary, opinion

Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the President of your own virtual country! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, now you can make important decisions like what color to paint the White House in your Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures as you compete for the title of Llama Champion.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

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Murdered America Minecraft Server

russians, Espionage, March, cover up, political tensions

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wildest adventures, like when America decided to challenge Russia to a PvP battle and ended up taking out 100 Russian players in one epic showdown! It was like a real-life Hunger Games, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like “TNT Run with a Twist” where the floor disappears randomly and you have to dodge falling anvils while trying to stay alive. It’s a heart-pounding experience that will have you on the edge of your seat!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? See you there!

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Crafty Putin’s Minecraft Server

world news, long range missiles, Crafty, Ukraine, Tension

Are you tired of political drama and international tensions? Come join our Minecraft server where we have our own version of world leaders duking it out in epic battles! Watch as Putin and Trump settle their differences with diamond swords and TNT cannons. Who needs long range missiles when you have creeper explosions? Join now for a front row seat to the most ridiculous showdown in Minecraft history!

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Was RT America Dangerously Based Minecraft Server

#youtube, political agenda, digital platforms, Media bias, anti-Semitic content

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone. Join us for a chance to battle against Russian state-sponsored mobs and watch out for those pesky RT America creepers – they’ll try to tell you that “the Jew fears the BAC” before exploding in a shower of misinformation. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our server now!

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