we have custom plugins dat let u ride giant chickens into battle, summon zombie minions to do ur bidding, and even turn into a dragon and rain fire down on ur enemies!
come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time! #notmypresident #minecraftforpresident #trumpprotestersunite
Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
We got a black market where you can trade all your illegal goods, from stolen diamonds to enchanted weapons. And if you get caught, don’t worry, we got a lawyer on retainer who specializes in Minecraft crimes. He’ll get you off with just a slap on the wrist, no biggie.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground fight club where you can battle it out with other players for glory and riches. Just make sure to bring your A-game, cause these fights can get pretty intense. And hey, if you lose, at least you’ll have a cool scar to show off to your friends.
So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most lawless community in all of Minecraft. Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
| Server IP | play.myinstacraft.com |
|---|---|
| Website | MyInstaCraft |
| Dynmap | Explore the Map |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft! Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!
Brand-New Market Unveiled: Unleash your trading skills at our newly launched player market! Buy, sell, and thrive in this bustling new economy.
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has InstaCraft been around? | InstaCraft has been established for over two years and is going strong. |
| What is the vision of InstaCraft? | InstaCraft was launched with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment. |
| What are some key features of InstaCraft? | Some key features include an active economy, quality of life enhancements, minimal plugins, a vibrant community, and non-restrictive gameplay. |
| How can I join InstaCraft? | You can join by using the server IP play.myinstacraft.com or by visiting our website and Discord. |
| Are there rules in place on InstaCraft? | While we encourage free gameplay, we prohibit actions such as cheating or griefing. Any incidents can be reported to our staff for prompt handling. |
Join our server for resources galore, free companies that will shower you with diamonds, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world (and maybe even the moon).
But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event (August 8th to August 26th) features a quest to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
And don’t miss our meetups, where you can reenact scenes from Monty Python’s Life of Brian, discuss conspiracy theories with the Spooky Club, or participate in a thrilling game of Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!
Join us if you want to be a part of a community that values cleanliness and organization, even if it means making a hilarious video of yourself throwing away cough drops and Ibuprofen. Who knew cleaning out the medicine cabinet could cause so much drama?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild adventure where throwing away expired medications is the ultimate act of rebellion. Join now and show the world that you’re not afraid to take charge of your medicine cabinet, no matter the consequences!
Join us and explore our virtual cabins, where you can create your own legacy and build memories with your virtual family. Who knows, maybe your son will block you in the game too if you sell the cabin!
Don’t worry about taxes and insurance here, because in our Minecraft world, everything is free! Sell your virtual property and use the money for retirement in the game, where the possibilities are endless.
And if your son can’t afford to buy the cabin in real life, maybe he can earn enough virtual coins on our server to purchase it here! Who knows, maybe he’ll even bring his new virtual baby to visit you in the game.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be anything you want to be, even if it means being a virtual cabin owner with a dramatic family story!
Once, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs into their base, causing a stench so foul that even the Ender Dragon gagged. But thanks to our quick-thinking admin team, the pigs were banished to the Nether and the base was cleansed with enchanted air fresheners.
So if you’re tired of holding your nose while playing Minecraft, come join us and breathe easy in our odor-free world!
