America MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyZelenskyy76

economic support, US$76 billion, global affairs, government aid, government funding

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, y’all. we got more fun than a barrel of creepers, i tell ya. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.

and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.

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MineProtestEU

activism in Europe, activism, Corruption, America, Democracy

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

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USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

America, commentary, Minecraft, News, united states

Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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TrumpCraft2020

Expectations, Campaign, Democracy, election, Country

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

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50sThrowback Minecraft SMP

fashion, prosperity, Nostalgia, post-war, America

OMG guys, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP? It’s like totally lit, you gotta join because we’re going back to the 1950s! Yeah, like the 1950s with poodle skirts and greasers and all that jazz. But get this, there’s a twist – we’re gonna have flying cars and robot butlers! It’s gonna be like Back to the Future meets The Jetsons, but in Minecraft form. And like, the best part is that we have a secret underground bunker filled with pizza and diamonds. So come join us and let’s party like it’s 1955, baby!

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GulfCraft Minecraft Server

government updates, name change, Political, geography, geographic accuracy

LOL come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we change da whole world map like Google! We gonna change da Gulf of Mexico to da ‘Gulf of America’ cuz why not?! We got government updates and stuff, so you know it’s legit! Join now for a wild ride of map madness and wacky adventures! Who knows what else we gonna change next, maybe da Eiffel Tower to da Leaning Tower of Pizza! Let’s get weird together, join now!

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CraftyBorderPatrol

Exploitation, America, undocumented workers, human trafficking, illegal activity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take illegal immigration to a whole new level of ridiculousness! Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be building border walls and deporting creepers!

Join us and help us arrest the owners of the companies that encourage mobs to come to our pixelated world illegally. We’ve got a whole task force dedicated to tracking down those shady villagers who are smuggling zombies and skeletons across the border.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “Build the Best Wall” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos and a pet llama named ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).

So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Because nothing says fun like pixelated politics and virtual deportation!

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NoCousinAllowedMC

help out, third-world country, America, Rent, Rude

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries and respecting personal space? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy house with a strict but loving land lord, just like OP’s!

Join us and experience the thrill of paying bills and running errands in a virtual world where family drama doesn’t exist. Build your own empire and never worry about entitled cousins trying to move in without permission.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, our server offers a peaceful escape where you can relax and unwind without any guilt trips. So come on in and let’s build a world where respect and independence reign supreme!

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Victorious Jews 1.21.1

Religion, WIN, society, Jews, influence

Yo, listen up gamers! America may be over, but this Minecraft server is just getting started! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual empire in a world where anything is possible.

We’ve got crazy mods, like flying pigs and exploding chickens, to keep you on your toes. Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest and wildest players you’ll ever meet.

Forget about the real world falling apart, come join us in this virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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EuroCraft: Trumped Out!

Politics, international relations, european union, International cooperation, foreign policy

so, like, u know how trump is all like “america first” and stuff? well, the eu is like “we have other options, bro” and they’re not messin around. they got their own minecraft server and it’s lit af. like, they got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. no joke. and the best part is, u get to build a wall around ur house to keep out all the haters. so come join us on the eu’s minecraft server and show trump’s america that we don’t need them. we got our own options, yo.

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