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  • CraftyBorderPatrol

    CraftyBorderPatrol
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take illegal immigration to a whole new level of ridiculousness! Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be building border walls and deporting creepers!

    Join us and help us arrest the owners of the companies that encourage mobs to come to our pixelated world illegally. We’ve got a whole task force dedicated to tracking down those shady villagers who are smuggling zombies and skeletons across the border.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “Build the Best Wall” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos and a pet llama named ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).

    So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Because nothing says fun like pixelated politics and virtual deportation!

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  • NoCousinAllowedMC

    NoCousinAllowedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries and respecting personal space? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy house with a strict but loving land lord, just like OP’s!

    Join us and experience the thrill of paying bills and running errands in a virtual world where family drama doesn’t exist. Build your own empire and never worry about entitled cousins trying to move in without permission.

    Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, our server offers a peaceful escape where you can relax and unwind without any guilt trips. So come on in and let’s build a world where respect and independence reign supreme!

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  • EuroCraft: Trumped Out!

    EuroCraft: Trumped Out!
    so, like, u know how trump is all like “america first” and stuff? well, the eu is like “we have other options, bro” and they’re not messin around. they got their own minecraft server and it’s lit af. like, they got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. no joke. and the best part is, u get to build a wall around ur house to keep out all the haters. so come join us on the eu’s minecraft server and show trump’s america that we don’t need them. we got our own options, yo.

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  • WHO’s Your Craft Minecraft Server

    WHO’s Your Craft Minecraft Server
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump leaving the WHO! u can build ur own white house and pretend ur the prez, or u can start a conspiracy theory about herobrine taking over the server! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! who needs the WHO when u have us?!

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  • TrumpCraft: Build Walls or Bridges?

    TrumpCraft: Build Walls or Bridges?
    join dis minecraft server and escape da madness of da real world, where trump is president and da end is near! on dis server, u can build ur own bunker to hide from da chaos outside, or team up with other players to overthrow trump and save da world!

    we have custom plugins dat let u ride giant chickens into battle, summon zombie minions to do ur bidding, and even turn into a dragon and rain fire down on ur enemies!

    come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time! #notmypresident #minecraftforpresident #trumpprotestersunite

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  • MapleCraft: Not Joining the 51st!

    MapleCraft: Not Joining the 51st!
    lol so like, u know how canada is like, right next to the US? well, imagine if it was the 51st state! trudeau be like “nah fam, not gonna happen” but on this minecraft server, ANYTHING can happen! come join us and build ur own canadian-american utopia, eh? we got maple syrup flowing like rivers and moose riding around on roller skates. plus, justin bieber is our official server mascot, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make canada the 51st US state a reality!

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  • GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

    GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!

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  • Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

    Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

    Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

    So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

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  • GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

    GulfOfAmericaCraft Server
    join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

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  • AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

    AppleCraft: Climate Chaos
    Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where apples reign supreme, but not just any apples – MAGICAL apples that can talk and grant wishes! That’s right, on our server, you can befriend these chatty fruits and have them help you conquer the land.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

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