America MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

poll, Perception, Allies, survey, international relations

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.

join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.

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PutinCraft2020

America, Government, Ally, cooperation, Politics

join our minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have dragons that shoot out rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds.

build your own castle made out of marshmallows and defend it from a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server.

explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and oceans of soda pop.

team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle.

come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Brown Women Quest America 1.20.3

white husbands, 1.20.3, opportunities, BROWN, America

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a crazy circus in there!

We got brown women running around, looking for white husbands to avoid getting deported!

And guess what? The robots are just standing there, not doing anything to seize this epic opportunity!

You gotta see it to believe it, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold!

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NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

trump, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, social media, name change, funny

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

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TrumpCraft: Make America Mine Again!

civic engagement, leadership, current events, harm, Social Issues

Are you tired of dealing with politics and drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Forget about the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and surviving the night.

Join us and escape the madness of the Trump administration – no tweets, no scandals, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the legendary Minecraft myth.

So why waste your time arguing about politics when you could be crafting, mining, and exploring with a community of like-minded players? Join us today and leave the real world behind – trust us, your sanity will thank you.

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CraftyEuroLeader

news analysis, united states, Europe, Global influence, world affairs

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap!

oh and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. they even have a llama king who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a giant chicken into battle!

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place in the entire minecraft universe where you can find a magical portal that leads to a parallel dimension filled with talking sheep who give out free diamonds like candy.

so what are you waiting for, dude? come join our server and let the madness begin! who needs america for leadership when you have llamas and talking sheep, amirite?

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HolyCraft2025: The Minecraft Revolution

Warning, Supremacy, America, Project 2025, revolution

Are you tired of Project 2025 trying to turn America into a boring, authoritarian hellscape? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and fight against the evil forces of Christian Nationalism by building epic structures, battling mythical creatures, and unleashing your creativity in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about politics and join our server where the only rule is to have fun! Build a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon, create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or start a farm with mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why waste your time worrying about Project 2025 when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us today for a wild ride that will make you forget all about Christian Nationalism and their evil plans. Let’s show them that creativity and fun will always triumph over oppression and boredom!

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Crafty Health Coach Land

healthcare priorities, Coach, human value, Crafty, healthcare crisis

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we care even less about human life than America does! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it made your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids. And guess what? No safety regulations! It was a wild ride, literally.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that spits out diamonds instead of fire. And if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep all the loot! Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and human life is just a number, then come join us. Who needs healthcare when you can have this much fun, right? See you in the game, if you dare!

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MerzCraft: Not Your Grandma’s America

Politics, Observation, Identity, Shift, Merz

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da US but not da US, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Germany’s Merz even said it’s not da America we used to know, so u know it’s gonna be wild!

come join us and explore a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes. it’s a place where u can build ur dream house out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis epic adventure and see for urself why Germany’s Merz is shook by da awesomeness of dis minecraft server. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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CraftyFox Network

blind trust, portrayal, BIAS, Misinformation, Cultures

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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