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CraftyComradesMC
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so, like, u know how trump is making new friends and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, we got some new friends too! russia, north korea, and belarus are all hanging out together in this wacky world of blocks and adventures.
join us for some crazy fun as we build walls, launch missiles, and ride bears through the forests. who needs diplomacy when you can have a good old-fashioned minecraft battle instead?
come on over and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for putin and kim jong un – they’re pretty competitive when it comes to pvp!

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CraftyClassOf50States
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where each state of America is personified as a high school student! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the crazy antics of each state!
– Alabama: Voted “Most Likely to Marry Their Cousin” because, well, let’s just say they have a lot of family reunions.
– California: Voted “Most Likely to Become a Movie Star” because they’ve got that Hollywood charm.
– Texas: Voted “Most Likely to Ride a Bull to School” because everything’s bigger in Texas, including their rodeo skills.
– New York: Voted “Most Likely to Hail a Taxi in the Middle of a Forest” because they’re always in a rush.
– Florida: Voted “Most Likely to Wrestle an Alligator for Fun” because, well, it’s Florida.
– Alaska: Voted “Most Likely to Build an Igloo in the Cafeteria” because they’re always prepared for any weather.
– Hawaii: Voted “Most Likely to Surf to School” because who needs a car when you’ve got waves?
– Wyoming: Voted “Most Likely to Own a Ranch and a Pet Bison” because they’re all about that cowboy life.
– And so much more!
Join us on this wacky adventure and see which state you relate to the most! Who knows, maybe you’ll even be voted “Most Likely to Craft the Best Diamond Sword”!

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MerzCraft Minecraft Server
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join our epic minecraft server and become part of the epic adventure where friedrich merz is the ultimate ruler of europe and america is like, “nah, we good.” watch as merz builds a giant castle made entirely of diamonds and gold, ruling over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist). but beware, there are rumors of a secret rebellion led by a group of rebellious chickens who are plotting to overthrow merz and take control of the server. will you join the rebellion or pledge your allegiance to merz? the choice is yours, but either way, prepare for an epic battle of epic proportions. come join us now and be part of the madness!

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CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server
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lol u know u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the backing of the US envoy! they say we’re like their bffs or somethin, so u know we’re legit. forget what trump says, we got the real support out here in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. join now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life! #USenvoyapproved #minecraftforlife

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AmeriCantRememberGreenlandPolitician
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so, like, you ever been playin’ Minecraft and just feel like you need a server that’s as crazy as a llama wearin’ a top hat? well, do i have the place for you! this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of diamond blocks and creepers wearin’ sunglasses.
let me tell ya, once i was buildin’ a castle and a zombie came up to me and was like “yo, can i join your kingdom?” and i was like “sure, as long as you don’t eat all the villagers.” it was wild, man.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon. that dude can really bust a move, let me tell ya.
if you join this server, you’ll be laughin’ so hard you’ll forget that Greenlandic politician who couldn’t remember ‘America has good people.’ come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart.

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CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server
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so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.
join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.
rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.

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PutinCraft2020
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join our minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have dragons that shoot out rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds.
build your own castle made out of marshmallows and defend it from a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server.
explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and oceans of soda pop.
team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle.
come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand
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Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.
So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

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TrumpCraft: Make America Mine Again!
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Are you tired of dealing with politics and drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Forget about the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and surviving the night.
Join us and escape the madness of the Trump administration – no tweets, no scandals, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the legendary Minecraft myth.
So why waste your time arguing about politics when you could be crafting, mining, and exploring with a community of like-minded players? Join us today and leave the real world behind – trust us, your sanity will thank you.

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CraftyEuroLeader
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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap!
oh and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. they even have a llama king who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a giant chicken into battle!
and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place in the entire minecraft universe where you can find a magical portal that leads to a parallel dimension filled with talking sheep who give out free diamonds like candy.
so what are you waiting for, dude? come join our server and let the madness begin! who needs america for leadership when you have llamas and talking sheep, amirite?

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