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  • SuitlessSteve’sCraft

    SuitlessSteve’sCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the rules and wears suits like a bunch of squares? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us and let your creativity run wild as we build a world where anything goes, even if it means disrespecting the White House and America by not wearing a suit like Elon Musk. Who needs formal attire when you can be rocking a diamond armor set and riding a pig into battle? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Majestic Trump Legacy 1.21.3

    Majestic Trump Legacy 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, forget Trump, come join our Minecraft server and thank the pixelated cows for being the greatest livestock you’ve ever seen!

    We’ve got more blocks than Trump has tweets, and that’s saying something.

    Join us for a wild ride full of creeper explosions, diamond mining, and building the most epic pixelated castle you’ve ever laid eyes on.

    Forget politics, join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom.

    Who needs Trump when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our Minecraft server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TradeCraft: Making America Grief Again

    TradeCraft: Making America Grief Again

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics and trade wars? Come join our Minecraft server where we make America great again by building giant walls around our bases to keep out any unwanted mobs! Who needs trading partners when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? Join us and help us defeat the Ender Dragon, because nothing says “Make America Great Again” like slaying a mythical beast in a virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that Trump himself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you for your epic building skills. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how Minecraft can truly make America great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EU Screwed US Craft

    EU Screwed US Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the european union but for gamers, except we ain’t tryna screw anyone over like trump says. we all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. come join us and be part of something bigger than yourself, like a giant blocky family. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyComradesMC

    CraftyComradesMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how trump is making new friends and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, we got some new friends too! russia, north korea, and belarus are all hanging out together in this wacky world of blocks and adventures.

    join us for some crazy fun as we build walls, launch missiles, and ride bears through the forests. who needs diplomacy when you can have a good old-fashioned minecraft battle instead?

    come on over and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for putin and kim jong un – they’re pretty competitive when it comes to pvp!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyClassOf50States

    CraftyClassOf50States

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where each state of America is personified as a high school student! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the crazy antics of each state!

    – Alabama: Voted “Most Likely to Marry Their Cousin” because, well, let’s just say they have a lot of family reunions. – California: Voted “Most Likely to Become a Movie Star” because they’ve got that Hollywood charm. – Texas: Voted “Most Likely to Ride a Bull to School” because everything’s bigger in Texas, including their rodeo skills. – New York: Voted “Most Likely to Hail a Taxi in the Middle of a Forest” because they’re always in a rush. – Florida: Voted “Most Likely to Wrestle an Alligator for Fun” because, well, it’s Florida. – Alaska: Voted “Most Likely to Build an Igloo in the Cafeteria” because they’re always prepared for any weather. – Hawaii: Voted “Most Likely to Surf to School” because who needs a car when you’ve got waves? – Wyoming: Voted “Most Likely to Own a Ranch and a Pet Bison” because they’re all about that cowboy life. – And so much more!

    Join us on this wacky adventure and see which state you relate to the most! Who knows, maybe you’ll even be voted “Most Likely to Craft the Best Diamond Sword”!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MerzCraft Minecraft Server

    MerzCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and become part of the epic adventure where friedrich merz is the ultimate ruler of europe and america is like, “nah, we good.” watch as merz builds a giant castle made entirely of diamonds and gold, ruling over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist). but beware, there are rumors of a secret rebellion led by a group of rebellious chickens who are plotting to overthrow merz and take control of the server. will you join the rebellion or pledge your allegiance to merz? the choice is yours, but either way, prepare for an epic battle of epic proportions. come join us now and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

    CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u know u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the backing of the US envoy! they say we’re like their bffs or somethin, so u know we’re legit. forget what trump says, we got the real support out here in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. join now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life! #USenvoyapproved #minecraftforlife

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AmeriCantRememberGreenlandPolitician

    AmeriCantRememberGreenlandPolitician

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you ever been playin’ Minecraft and just feel like you need a server that’s as crazy as a llama wearin’ a top hat? well, do i have the place for you! this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of diamond blocks and creepers wearin’ sunglasses.

    let me tell ya, once i was buildin’ a castle and a zombie came up to me and was like “yo, can i join your kingdom?” and i was like “sure, as long as you don’t eat all the villagers.” it was wild, man.

    oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon. that dude can really bust a move, let me tell ya.

    if you join this server, you’ll be laughin’ so hard you’ll forget that Greenlandic politician who couldn’t remember ‘America has good people.’ come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Divine Ruler’s Realm 1.21.1

    Divine Ruler’s Realm 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that even Genocide Joe would approve of! We don’t just build blocks, we build peace like Trump did in Gaza on DAY ONE. Our server is like a negotiating table for all sides to come together and battle it out in the name of peace. Trump may not be in office anymore, but his spirit lives on in our Minecraft world. Come join us and be a peacemaker like the Bible says. God Bless President Trump and God Bless our crazy Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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