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ClassyBrits Minecraft Server

America is stupid, British charm, british culture, British education, British elegance, British etiquette, British grace, British History, British Intelligence, British lifestyle, British manners, British pride, British refinement, British society, British sophistication, British traditions, British values, Class, ClassyBrits, Minecraft, move to Britain, Server, The British

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of living in a country that lacks sophistication and elegance? Do you dream of sipping tea and discussing the finer things in life with fellow Minecraft players? Look no further, because our server is the perfect virtual destination for those who appreciate British charm and class!

Join us and experience a Minecraft world where players wear monocles and top hats, ride around in horse-drawn carriages, and engage in polite debates about the best way to brew a proper cup of tea. Our server is a haven for those who yearn for a taste of British culture in the digital realm.

So why settle for the mundane when you can immerse yourself in a world of refined elegance and sophistication? Join our server today and say cheerio to the boring old America!

Crafty Girlfriend SMP

alternative sex practices, anal sex, BDSM, Crafty, dominant girlfriend, dominant woman, Girlfriend, kink, pegging, pegging fantasy, pegging fetish, pegging play, power dynamics, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual fantasy, smp, strap-on play, Strapon, submissive boyfriend, submissive man, taboo

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are high and the gameplay is even higher! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never having a girlfriend again because every time you have sex, she’ll strap on a dildo and go to town on your booty. But hey, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of players to keep you company, right? So come on in and let’s see who can survive the wildest Minecraft experience yet!

BlockBlast – Minecraft Server

AAM’s, AGM’s, air battles, Almirante Grau, BlockBlast, Content creator decal, custom skins, devblog, discount datasheet, event calendar, fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, Guided weapons statistics, guides, localizations, MEC, Minecraft, official site, radars, Runes, Sale calendar, Server, SOUNDS, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, War Thunder General, weapon sights, weapon systems, Wiki, wtg

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience – Almirante Grau Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our custom skins are so lit, they make your character look like a diamond-encrusted unicorn riding a rainbow into battle. 2. Our weapon sights are so advanced, they can shoot arrows around corners and hit creepers from a mile away. 3. Our sounds are so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the chickens clucking and the zombies groaning right behind you. 4. Our localizations are so on point, you’ll be speaking in Minecraftese fluently in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our tech trees are like a maze of awesomeness, our weapon systems are like something out of a sci-fi movie, and our game mechanics will blow your mind. Plus, we have guides on Air and Ground battles that will turn you into a Minecraft warrior legend.

So what are you waiting for? Join Almirante Grau Edition today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if someone tries to send you runes, just use the Yandex OCR translator – it’s a lifesaver. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

PAN NATIONALISM Minecraft SMP

collaboration, cooperation, cultural identity, Diplomacy, Global influence, Government, historical context, international relations, leadership, military power, Minecraft, national pride, nationalism, nationalistic movements, Pan, Pan nationalism, patriotism, political strategy, regional alliances, smp, Social Cohesion, SOVEREIGNTY, Unity

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

What does it take for this Minecraft SMP to thrive? Well, we’ve got brilliant leaders who can navigate the treacherous waters of creeper explosions and zombie invasions with ease. And don’t even get me started on our military might – we’ve got an army of diamond-clad warriors ready to defend our land at a moment’s notice.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a fancy ball hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (spoiler alert: he’s a terrible dancer).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Penguin Commentary Minecraft Server

#youtube, Clones, comedy, commentary, commentary channels, content creators, Entertainment, Gaming, humor, influencers, internet culture, Minecraft, online personalities, Parody, Penguin, penguinz0, reaction videos, satire, Server, social media, trends, video games, Youtubers

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring YouTubers just copying each other’s commentary style? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special potion that turns all players into penguinz0 clones! Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as everyone tries to out-commentary each other in the most absurd ways possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground penguin fighting ring where players can battle it out in epic penguin battles for the chance to win rare in-game items and bragging rights. Will you be the ultimate penguin warrior?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything is possible and penguins reign supreme. Who knows, you might just become the next viral sensation with your insane commentary skills and penguin fighting prowess.

Insisted Over The Past Few Months That They Minecraft SMP

awkwardness, Communication, Conflict, confrontations, Deception, denial, don’t hate, emotions, feel dumb, insisted, man, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Months, past few months, people, realization, regret, relationships, right now, smp, Tension, truth revealed

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crops Grown:	6959
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	710280
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Hey there, do you want to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, buckle up because this server is filled with drama that makes Keeping Up with the Kardashians look like a children’s tea party.

We’ve got players who swear they don’t hate each other, but then turn around and blow up each other’s bases just for fun. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who’s going to betray you next or who’s going to steal your diamonds while you’re AFK. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and witness the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your friendships tested like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

🎄MINEBLAZE🎄 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, banner, Cheats, Community, Creative, description, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Factions, Fly, Gaming, GIF, Grief, Large Online, Lazy, MineBlaze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, Pirate, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

The owner of the “MINEBLAZE” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cherryminecraftz.mc-mods.xyz

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Adventures, Anime, Anime Series, beloved character, blocky, Character development, emotional flashback, fan favorite, flashback, flashback episode, flashback scene, long-awaited return, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Nico Robin, one piece, pirate crew, return of Robin, robin, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, strong female character

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Ores Mined:	3958
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	155

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Flashback Robin is BACK (in a flashback)! Join us on this wild ride through time where you can battle dinosaurs with laser swords, ride unicorns into battle, and even challenge Abraham Lincoln to a dance-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where you can party with the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join us on Flashback Robin is BACK (in a flashback) and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the lost city of Atlantis or discover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly. The possibilities are endless on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft server.

Surely Minecraft SMP if You Are a Real Gamer, You Did Play Hideo Kojima Magnus

#gamer, Death Stranding, game design, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming industry, Gaming Legends, gaming masterpieces, gaming nostalgia, Hideo, hideo kojima, Kojima, kojima productions, magnus, Magnus Opus, metal gear solid, Minecraft, Play, real, real gamer, smp, surely, video games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Buildings Constructed:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ores Mined:	1275	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure Kojima magic, where every creeper wears a tiny Metal Gear Solid bandana, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a giant Death Stranding baby.

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience, where you can build your own PT hallway, fight off zombie soldiers with your trusty cardboard box, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden Easter egg that leads you straight to Kojima himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a one-on-one boss battle with Kojima himself, armed only with a pickaxe and your wits. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what gaming is all about?

Vanished Negroes Minecraft Server

Black community, civil rights, cultural diversity, discrimination, Diversity, ethnic studies, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, marginalized groups, Minecraft, minority groups, negroes, Oppression, race relations, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial prejudice, racial profiling, Racial segregation, Server, Social Impact, social justice, systemic racism, VANISHED

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Buildings Constructed:	45	Farms Harvested:	994
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing disappearing is your boredom! Join us and witness a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Imagine a place where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot and a dream.

If you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring old reality again. Who needs the real world when you can have a pet llama that tells jokes, a secret underground base filled with treasure, and a magic potion that turns you into a giant chicken?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Because in this world, anything is possible – even if negroes vanished from the planet, society would still thrive because we’ve got llamas that can do the Macarena.

General_Yeo-ge-ni’s_Minecraft_SMP_Troops

#announcement, authoritarianism, Conflict, Crisis, Dictatorship, general, General_Yeogenis_Minecraft_SMP_Troops, Government, intervention, leadership, martial law, Military, protest, Rebellion, SECURITY, south korea, South Korean, Support, Troops, Unrest, Yeo-ge-ni Pri-go-chin

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than South Korean general Yeo-ge-ni Pri-go-chin! That’s right, a real-life general is in charge and he’s not messing around.

Join our server for the ultimate survival experience where you’ll have to navigate through martial law enforced by General Pri-go-chin and his troops. Will you be able to outsmart the military and thrive in this chaotic world? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that General Pri-go-chin has hidden secret treasures all around the server for players to find. Will you be the lucky one to uncover these riches and become the wealthiest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. General Pri-go-chin is waiting for you to enlist in his army of Minecraft warriors!