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BlockyLifeLessons

BlockyLifeLessons, important lessons, life advice, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learnings, life lessons, life perspective, life philosophy, life reflections, life teachings, life understanding, life values, life wisdom, personal development, self growth, wisdom gained

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a dirt house? Well, come join our server where life lessons are taught in the most hilarious and outrageous ways!

Ever wanted to learn how to tame a wild llama using only a rubber chicken and a pair of swim fins? Well, you can do that here! Our expert instructors will guide you through the process while cracking jokes and making you laugh until you cry.

And who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can learn how to build a working roller coaster out of nothing but melons and slime blocks? Our creative building challenges will push your Minecraft skills to the limit while keeping you entertained with our wacky sense of humor.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter! Life lessons have never been this fun or ridiculous.

CreepyPlantShuffleMC

Botanical, botanical movement, creepy, CreepyPlantShuffleMC, foliage, greenery, growth, movement, Mysterious, Nature, Observation, plant behavior, plant growth, plant movements, plant mysteries, plant observation, Plants, Slow, Subtle, UNNOTICED, unnoticed movement

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7959	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, have you ever wondered what plants are up to when we ain’t looking? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can find out! Our plants be moving around like they at a disco party, but in slo-mo so you don’t even notice. Join us and witness the plant dance revolution!

But that ain’t all, fam. We got cows that can do backflips, chickens that can breakdance, and pigs that can sing opera. It’s like a farm on steroids, but in a totally legal and family-friendly way.

And don’t even get me started on the villagers. These guys are straight up wild. They throw raves in their houses, ride llamas like they’re in a rodeo, and have secret underground tunnels that lead to who knows where. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky characters and no drama llama.

So if you wanna experience the wackiest, most bizarre Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. Let’s get weird, y’all!

PolyGlassCraft: DNA Storage Flip

Bioinformatics, Biomaterials, Biomolecular Engineering, biotechnology, chemistry, Deconstructable, Dna, Flip, genetic engineering, Genetic Storage, Glassy, materials science, Molecular biology, nanotechnology, Nucleic Acid, PolyGlassCraft, Polymer Chemistry, Polymer Networks, reversible, RNA, Storage, Synthetic Biology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ores Mined:	1949
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us at [server name] where we have REVERSIBLE NUCLEIC ACID STORAGE IN DECONSTRUCTABLE GLASSY POLYMER NETWORKS!

u might be thinking, what the heck does that even mean? well let me tell u, it means we have the craziest, most mind-blowing technology in all of minecraft! imagine storing your stuff in nucleic acids that can be reversed at any time, all while chillin in a glassy polymer network. it’s like science fiction but in minecraft!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have insane technology, but we also have the most epic adventures and quests u could ever imagine. fight dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and uncover ancient secrets that will blow your mind!

so what are u waiting for? come join us at [server name] for the wildest, most outrageous minecraft experience of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

SunMC

currencies, Custom Items, f2p, friendly community, Minecraft, PvP, smp, Special Events, SunMC, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	189926
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

SunMC is one of the most intresting survival/smp/pvp servers there is!It features many things many servers dont have such as a completely F2P Community, Tons And Tons Of custom Items, Friendly Community And Many currencies And special events.

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✨Cobbleton Forever✨ Surviving Graylisted Boomer Town

Backpacks, boomer, Cobbleton, Enchantments, Entities, fortnite, Graylisted, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, Modpack, Paper servers, pinging, portal scroll, PvP, quality of life, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Surviving, TOWN, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5604	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	524
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Description
A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch. A cozy server run by friendly and experienced staff with unique features and quality of life changes.

Links
🌐 play.cobbleton.com
🌐 https://cobbleton.com
🗺️ https://map.cobbleton.com
📖 https://wiki.cobbleton.com
💬 https://cobbleton.com/discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server’s map size?	The map is currently 1400×1400 as they wait for 1.21 to be released for Paper servers.
How can I apply for a Player rank?	You can apply for a Player rank at https://cobbleton.com/apply.
What are some standout features of the server?	Some standout features include pouches and backpacks, portal scrolls for teleportation, quality of life changes, extra enchantments, client-side mods for voice chat and pinging, and a no P2W mindset.
What are the general rules of the server?	General rules include being respectful, no offensive memes or NSFW content.
What are the Minecraft rules on the server?	Minecraft rules include no stealing or griefing, no non-consensual PVP, keeping the world tidy, no cheating or hacked clients, reasonable mob farms, and not overcrowding entities.

Nostalgic Nineties Minecraft Server

90s, blackpill, depression, generational impact, internet, Life, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Musk, nineties, nostalgic, psyop, Roped, self improvement, self worth, Server, social media, societal norms, society, SUICIDE, Technology, Wasted, Zuck

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	3520
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blackpill nonsense is banned faster than you can say “Steve’s pickaxe!” Imagine if Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg had stumbled upon this server in the 90s – they would have been so busy building epic structures and battling creepers that they wouldn’t have had time to invent anything! Don’t waste your life on a psyop, join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you’ll be roping is your friends into joining the fun!

CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyCraft, discuss, drawing skills, Empathy, Face of God, Liar, Life, Light, Lost, Minecraft, Nature, necessary, secret, Server, The Ultimate Game, Wayfinder

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	304248	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a quest to find the face of God…or maybe he prefers to be called Steve, who knows? Our wayfinders are on a mission to uncover the ultimate truth, armed only with their questionable drawing skills and lost empathy. But hey, sometimes you gotta get a little lost to find the light, am I right?

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of the universe while also debating the ethics of lying (only when necessary, of course)? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where getting lost is all part of the fun?

Come join us and see if you can catch a glimpse of the true face of God…or at least have a good laugh along the way. Just remember, don’t take yourself too seriously – after all, it’s just a game…or is it? 😉

MorningCraft Server

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, coffee, early riser, healthy morning routine, make bed, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning person, morning ritual, morning routine, morning routine ideas, MorningCraft, productive morning, Server, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, wash face, yawn

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Farms Harvested:	205	Star Shards Collected:	210
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds in your dreams? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself asked for directions to get here. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other!

CraftyDutchLands

Amsterdam, CraftyDutchLands, culture, Dutch architecture, dutch cuisine, Dutch history, Dutch language, Dutch people, Dutch society, Dutch traditions, European countries, Expats, Multiculturalism, Netherlands, Non-Dutch, opinion, reddit, Rotterdam, The Hague, tourism, travel

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of living in a world without windmills and tulips? Do you dream of wearing wooden clogs and riding bikes everywhere? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience the Netherlands like never before – build your own cheese factory, participate in epic tulip battles, and even ride a flying bike over the canals! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to immerse yourself in all things Dutch. Join now and get a free virtual stroopwafel with every login!

BrazilBlockParty

activism, advocacy, Brazil, BrazilBlockParty, Child Pregnancy Bill, civil disobedience, community organizing, demonstrations, gender equality, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, legislation, political activism, protest signs, Protesters, public policy, reproductive rights, social change, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS, youth empowerment

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	866	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of protesters in Brazil were all like, “Nah man, we ain’t down with this ‘Child Pregnancy Bill’ nonsense!” And then, out of nowhere, a giant Ender Dragon swooped down and was like, “Yo, chill out dudes, come join this epic server where we build giant statues of Steve riding pigs and have dance parties with skeletons!” And that’s how this server was born, true story bro. So come join us, because where else can you fight off zombies while riding a llama wearing a top hat? It’s lit, fam.