Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!
On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.
But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!
Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.
So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!
Tired of working hard in real life to make a living? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can become rich without lifting a finger! Our server is filled with magical money-making opportunities that will have you swimming in diamonds in no time.
Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of resources. On our server, the ground is literally made of diamonds and emeralds! Just take a stroll outside your virtual house and you’ll be tripping over precious gems left and right.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground casino where you can gamble your way to fortune. Just be careful not to get caught by the virtual cops!
So why waste your time working in the real world when you can live a life of luxury and leisure on our Minecraft server? Join now and start living the high life!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join our server if you want to start wanting things in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Want a diamond sword? Better be prepared to do the chicken dance in front of a herd of creepers! Need some iron ore? Get ready to serenade a group of skeletons with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Wishing Well of Wackiness, where your wildest dreams can come true…if you’re willing to trade in your sanity for a chance at glory. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and ended up with a block of cheese instead.
So come on down to our server and start wanting things like never before. Who knows, you might just end up with a llama wearing a top hat as your loyal companion!
Are you tired of actually having to mine for resources in Minecraft? Do you just want to build epic structures without putting in any effort? Well, do we have the server for you!
Join our server and say goodbye to hard work forever. We have a magical plugin that gives you unlimited diamonds, gold, and even enchanted gear with just a click of a button. No more pesky mining or crafting for you, lazybones!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?
So come on down to our server and join the laziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and night?
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually get a promotion! That’s right, climb the ranks from Dirt Digger to Diamond Duke and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, your choice).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can find him. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate blocky boss!
A free server hosting network allowing you and your friends to create your own Minecraft server within a few clicks. An easy to use panel to create your server with ease
We are a 1.18 Java Survival Server. You may join and play regular survival, but with other people and a couple plugins to spice up gameplay experience!
🌑 Rankp
Level up and become the best – buy in-game ranks and get access to better permissions our ranks are
VIP, MVP, Apollo and Luna
🌑 Grief prevention
Claim blocks – right click the opposite corners of an area with a golden shovel to claim it and to ensure no unwanted players can build or destroy anything on your land
🌑 Jobs
Simply run the command /jobs join to open a GUI and select a job of your choice by right clicking and get paid in-game money
🌑 Player Shops
Choose multiple ways to get paid for selling items or buying from other player shops. You have the choice of Auction House sell your own items with /ah sell (hold the item you want to sell in your hand), or browse and purchase stuff from others with /ah. Open your own chest shops by shift+left clicking a chest, or getting access to all player shops with /shops. Otherwise teleporting to other players shops
LycusMC is a new and upcoming 1.19.2 survival economy server. Most of our plugins are developed by our own developers, and can therefore be customized fully to our liking. We are currently looking for active testers and staff.
Ilu Ambar – Quenta Arda is a LOTRmodded minecraft server for people who wish to experience custom roleplay, building and adventuring in Tolkiens legendary realm Middle-earth, during the Third Age. The timeline for this servers roleplay starts at the eleventy-first birthday of Bilbo, Shire reckoning 1401.
* The server provides a gameplay environment aimed at long-term immersive roleplay survival, with focus on in-character roleplay, building, PvE and consented PvP. The server world is Middle-earth and uses the LOTRmod the way it is designed to be used.* Survival mechanics are set to encourage planning ahead: incapacitation comes with a partial loss of inventory and a random body relocation, and fast transport is restricted.* The server has a ruleset and serverside mods (a.o. PvP Mode mod) to support player roleplay immersion and empowerment, and minimum staff monitoring and intervention.* As of April 2020, players require the following 7 mods to be able to join: LOTRmod, ArmourersWorkshop, AstikorCarts, BiblioCraft, CustomNPCs, CyanosLootableBodies and MineTweaker. All are included in this pack: Ilurambarla.* All players are equal and neither staff nor sponsors receive any benefits in-game.* The server aims for a community of players who value the server gameplay objectives above the predominantly short-term oriented PvP survival faction warfare that is typical for most minecraft factions/rp/rpg servers. The typical community member is mature, aims for long-term roleplay building and is relatively self-sufficient regarding the gathering of information and in-game resources. The server is whitelisted to ensure players who are allowed to join are aware of their behavioural responsibility. Whitelisting is controlled by trusted players via the Discord server.* Players are recruited from the communities in minecraft focussed on the LOTRmod and themed roleplay.* In-game all player characters are encouraged to physically act in-character at all times, except for OOC events. Chatting can be out-of-character in assigned chat channels.* Players will be able to toggle their ability to hit or get hit by other players and hired units in friendly and neutral biomes. In enemy biomes, players are free game.* Characters can be in charge of land they control with the mods banner protection system. Any other political rule is to be arranged for by the players. Characters can only claim control of areas around their own bannered bases in their own faction home biomes or neutral lands. Banner placement in enemy biomes is prohibited.* The world political map is static with respect to the faction home biomes. There is only taking over of lands / conquest warfare in neutral biomes and only with affected players consent.Players can create scenes and organise battles or sieges with minimal staff support using the SiegeMode mod.* New players start in a spawn area where they can select one of several tens of sub-factions. Upon selection they are granted a bonus alignment with the faction of their choice and two allied factions, they get negative alignment with all enemy factions defined by the mod, and are then teleported to the spawn location of their choice. Faction selection is a one-way process … but players are allowed to create new characters and even resume playing old characters every week!* Players do not unlock access to The Shire upon joining the server and they start with nothing in their inventory. The sub-faction spawn locations are simple platforms and are protected to ensure no enemy units or invasions spawn in an area stretching about 64 blocks surrounding the stall of their sub-factions middleman, which is also located there. Players will have to gather their resources and craft their gear themselves, or get it from other faction members on the spot. Voting for the server can boost your early game foor supplies and your bannering and purchasing power.* Besides the numerous procedurally generated structure the server has no premade lore builds. There are no builders with creative mode and no server shops selling construction materials. The number of impressive, survival made builds gradually grows and each of them turn into fitting sites fit for immersive roleplay.* Griefing, trolling, bullying and landscape scarring are prohibited.* The server opened for whitelisted players on January 15 2019 and is planned to remain active and thriving for many years to come.* Utumno was opened permanently on the first serversary on January 15 2020.* We have a vast catalogue of custom, LOTR themed paintings available for use in-game through use of the Emmaitar mod, all with their own dedicated crafting recipe and fully documented in our Discord server.* Players can purchase NPC spawn eggs from middlemen spread around the numerous faction spawn sites and even customise their own trader NPCs.* There are also special mercers that sell and buy a range of products players cannot obtain or sell elsewhere in Middle-earth.* Besides the aforementioned, we have a range of special features to make life on our server more enjoyable than on others, a.o.: formations of hired troops are a thing, hired units can be ordered to use melee or ranged weapons, bomb damage is greatly reduced, player drops are kept in their own miserable incapacitated bodies, players can sit down on objects as they please and various recipes to make life more enjoyable, like recipes to combine lower tier smith scrolls to higher tier ones.
Join our Discord or check our LOTRmod wiki page to learn more!
