WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC PVP BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS EXPLODING EVERYWHERE! 💣💥
ALSO, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT STATUE OF A LLAMA RIDING A CHICKEN, IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD! 🦙🐔
IF YOU DON’T JOIN, THE US WILL GIVE UKRAINE ALL THE DIAMOND SWORDS AND ARMOR THEY WANT, AND THEN WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN?! 😂
SO COME JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND INSANE SHENANIGANS THAT HAPPEN ON OUR SERVER EVERY DAY! 🤪🎉
our server is so lit that even the US envoy to Japan is expressing regret over not joining sooner. we have military personnel in Okinawa building epic bases and battling it out in intense PvP matches.
if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players, then come on down to our server and join the fun! you won’t regret it, just like the US envoy regretting missing out on all the action!
YOU WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS AND SQUID DUKE IT OUT IN EPIC WATER BATTLES.
ALSO, WE GOT A GIANT MUSHROOM FOREST WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH TALKING MUSHROOMS AND EAT MAGIC SHROOMS THAT MAKE YOU SEE UNICORNS.
OH YEAH, AND OUR PVP ARENA IS LIT, BRUH. FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND GOLDEN APPLES.
SO COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE WEIRD AND WACKY RULES AND WE NEVER SLEEP BECAUSE THE NIGHT IS FULL OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. LET’S GET MINECRAFTY, Y’ALL!
Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly cow named Carl who offers to be your personal chef. He whips up the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off zombie waiters and skeleton sous chefs.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Burger Challenge, where players must defeat the dragon while balancing a stack of burgers on their head. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft restaurant server and feast your eyes on the most insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Just don’t forget to tip your cow chef!
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Community Size | Smaller, looking to expand |
| Player Requirements | Age 18+, 3 days minimum playtime per week |
| Server Reset | Only on major updates |
If you are interested in joining our community, you can join our Discord by clicking here and filling out our application. Once submitted, let us know and we will review it within 12 hours.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What type of server is Cove Craft SMP? | Cove Craft SMP is a HermitCraft style server |
| What are the player requirements to join? | You must be 18+ and play a minimum of 3 days per week |
| When is the server reset? | The server is only reset on major updates (ex: 1.21, 1.22) |
But don’t worry, the madness doesn’t stop there. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT? You can do that here (but don’t blame us if things go boom)!
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server for an experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled in ways you never thought possible. See you in the game…if you dare!
Week #2575 is all about the Furnace and Grandpa Edition, where things are heating up and grandpas are dropping sick beats. In the latest news, the Pit Stop Update has been released, so get ready for some high-octane funkin’ action. Plus, check out the Funkin Crew’s blog post and Ninjamuffin & PA’s wild AMA on /funkg/.
Download and play the game to get in on the action, or dive into the modding community for some truly outrageous creations. Need help with mods? We’ve got resources galore, including the /funkg/ Mod Wiki and our handy link compilation.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you build a funky fortress, battle grandpa mobs, and jam out to sick beats all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s get funky!
Imagine traveling through virtual worlds, hunting for rare comic books with your friends. Forget about diamonds and emeralds, the real treasure on our server is that one issue you’ve been obsessing over for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll find it for a steal like our friend did for $2!
But be warned, jealousy may ensue! Just like in real life, you might cry for two days straight if someone snags that coveted comic book before you do. And if you do manage to find it, watch out for your friends trying to steal it and start their own collection.
So come join us on this wild ride of emotions, drama, and comic book collecting in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have rare comics, am I right? Join now and let the adventure begin!
Picture this: you and your spouse are mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire base! But don’t worry, because on our server, explosions are just the beginning of the fun. Your spouse will overlook your rookie mistake as you both laugh hysterically at the chaos unfolding around you.
Or how about the time you accidentally hit your spouse with a pickaxe while trying to fend off a horde of zombies? It’s all part of the adventure on our server, where forgiveness is key and laughter is guaranteed.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wild ride that is Minecraft marriage! Who knows, you might just uncover a diamond in the rough…or in this case, a diamond in the mine.
Pros: – No kids means no interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. – Mature players means mature conversations…or at least as mature as you can get in a world made of blocks. – No need to worry about your creations being destroyed by little hands who think TNT is just a fun toy.
Cons: – You might feel a little out of place when all your fellow players start talking about their grandkids. – You might have to explain to younger players why you prefer a cozy cabin in the woods over a flashy modern mansion. – You might start feeling like the wise elder of the server, dispensing advice and wisdom to all the young whipper-snappers.
So come join us on our server for the 40+ crowd, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the stories we tell about our real lives.
