🔥Amazon wish list Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHubsWishListWoes

Amazon wish list, appreciation, bad gift giver, Birthday, Birthday Party, blind spot, Cake, christmas, CraftyHubsWishListWoes, Effort, Father, Father’s Day, gift giving, husband, Irritation, last minute, learned helplessness, nagging, partner, Planning, thoughtful

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to nag your husband to put in any effort! Unlike real life, where you have to download Amazon for him and log in just to get a birthday gift, on our server, you’ll be showered with gifts and surprises at every turn.

Join us and experience a world where birthday cakes rain from the sky, where every day is a celebration, and where your husband magically becomes the most thoughtful gift giver in existence. No more birdhouses or last-minute panic buys – only the best and most extravagant presents await you in our virtual realm.

So come on over and leave your real-life birthday woes behind. On our server, you’ll be treated like royalty, with parties, gifts, and surprises galore. Who needs a forgetful husband when you have a whole community of Minecraft players ready to make your special day truly unforgettable?

Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy

lack of sex appeal, Minecraft, Miyu, MiyuNotSoSexy, smp, unappealing, unappealing appearance, unappealing body language, unappealing energy, unappealing fashion sense, unappealing vibe, Unattractive, unattractive aura, unattractive behavior, unattractive features, unattractive personality, unattractive presence, unattractive qualities, unattractive style, unattractive traits, undesirable, unsexy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Potions Brewed:	102	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

BroBroAutoLoanDrama

attitude, auto loan, back child support, Boundaries, BroBroAutoLoanDrama, brother, career, co-sign, Credit, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, family, financial responsibility, Job, Kids, laid off, Marriage, MONEY, oil field, PhD, Smart

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2230
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Towns Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream world without any co-signing drama!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to avoid getting tangled up in messy situations like co-signing auto loans for unreliable family members. Instead of worrying about credit scores and debt, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds with fellow players.

Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a community of gamers ready to embark on crazy adventures with you? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelatedPerils

bizarre deaths, bizarre incidents, Dark History, death records, Fatal accidents, freak accidents, freakish deaths, gruesome deaths, horrifying deaths, macabre incidents, morbid history, PixelatedPerils, recorded deaths, shocking deaths, strange deaths, tragic deaths, tragic endings, tragic events, unusual deaths, unusual fatalities, worst way to die

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4223
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crops Grown:	7715	Buildings Constructed:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, China, cooperation, dead in the water, economic development, ENERGY, energy investment, energy partnership, energy project, energy security, energy supply, energy trade, energy transportation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, pipeline, Power of Siberia 2, russia, Server, SiberianCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

battle, Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, paratrooper, paratroopers, russia, Russian soldiers, showdown, standoff, Surrounding, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

alien movies, BlockyAlienCircumcision, body image, circumcision, Extraterrestrial, film analysis, Horror, Insecurity, long tail tag, Masculinity, movie marathon, movie quotes, phallic symbolism, pop culture, psychological impact, ridley scott, Sci Fi, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sigourney weaver, uncircumcised

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Towns Built:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Votes:	8008
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

DeforestationFailsButWePrevail

#sustainability, Australia, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, DeforestationFailsButWePrevail, ecological balance, ecosystem, enforcement, environmental laws, Environmental Protection, Failure, forest management, land degradation, mature laws, policy, regulations, research, resource exploitation, wealthy nations

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Animals Bred:	80
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Star Shards Collected:	160
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ores Mined:	3049
Votes:	3396	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, Geega LIVE, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, Melathon, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Server, vshojo, VShojo vtubers, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, SQUISH Edition! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are just as crazy as you are! Geega is still hanging out and yapping after some epic collabs – she’s basically the life of the party. But wait, Mel is also LIVE and her Melathon is in full swing. It’s a virtual party you don’t want to miss!

We’ve got Froot, the apricot sensation, GEEGA who’s a genius in her own right, and Haruka who will karate chop her way into your heart. Henya is the brains of the operation, while Hime is the queen of the dance floor. Kson will make you laugh until you cry, and Kuro is the mysterious dark horse of the group.

And don’t even get us started on Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen – they’re all ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. So come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and be excellent to each other. And remember, if you see any bait, just ignore it or report it – we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes here. See you in the virtual world, party animals! 🎉🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP

age, age guessing, age guessing challenge, age guessing game, age guessing puzzle, age guessing question, age guessing quiz, age guessing riddle, age guessing test, age inquiry, age query, age question, aging, birthdate, Birthday, CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP, current age, getting older, how old, time passing, Years

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Villages Defended:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1205
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). As you wander around, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena in the corner.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who is said to have the power to turn any block into a diamond block with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he only appears to those who truly embrace the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell).

MommaMansionMistake

AITAH, Audacity, childhood trauma, chronically ill, DEBT, disabled, expensive treatment, Hope, House, injury, legal settlement, medical fees, MommaMansionMistake, MONEY, Mother, no support, parental figure, severe illness, single mother, strict boundaries, support carers, Telling, unable to work, Upset, working mom

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3972	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about entitled parents and crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Need a break from real life? Our server is the perfect escape, where you can leave all your worries behind and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire.

And hey, if you ever need a break from building, just hop on our voice chat and listen to some of the craziest stories you’ve ever heard. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even forget all about that crazy entitled parent of yours.